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Nope. Midterm tonight means no partying last night. I will, however, make up for lost time.

How would cats do it in space?

Hey hey, my floor won the "most fun" hallowe'en theme. Let it be known that a bunch of guys dressing up in Depends, bibs, soothers and booze in baby bottles vastly impresses people.

Why? Don't buy that bullshit about women having more acute sense of smells than men. If something smells like shit, it smells like shit, whether or not it's a woman who says it.

As a man I can safely tell you, all that stuff smells like shit to me. No matter what it is.

With perverted humour, the more perverted the better.

vehicles? automobiles? motor carriage? dude, i'm getting an SUV because i'm gonna have kids, i dont want puke on my leather, and i want them to be safe, with lots of room. at least i'm not buying a fucking suburban or something That was more to Ryan than you. I'm a car enthusiast but I know jack shit about SUV's because, well, what's there to be enthused about them? SUV's are for people who refuse to surrender to the title of soccer mom/dad by buying a minivan.

...so much for my attempt at perverted humour. Furthermore, how often do women manage to escape from a rapist when they have been subdued?

Passion for cars? Come on, guys, SUVs aren't "cars". You drive them either for the utility (rare) or for the status of owning an SUV. Sports cars are status symbols, but at least they have the intrinsic value of being fun to drive.

Wouldn't it? Think that over.

You're quite welcome.

Apparently some Composition B in a sock will disable a motherfucking Panzer. What aren't socks good for?

Well, that's one way of putting it.

I'm just saying. Who's coming off better in the end?

If your ex only knew...

I just want to knock the girl out for a few more hours. Geez.

How can a trailer be cool when the accompanying music is so utterly shitty?

Nonsense! Subaru is where it at. Only if you turn off the directional stability control, though.

Once she wakes up she'll eventually start crying. ...reasons why every man needs a good, solid wrench.

I was talking more about the girl crying and trying to get away.

...this from the man whose mother is a psychologist.

Why does that sound so familiar?

Why, in the name of all things sacred, would an Italian sports car company put out that monstrosity. The Germans can get away with an SUV, but not the Italians.

More along the lines of Ugo or Fausto. Ugo? HAHAHAHAHAHH It's a real name, believe it or not. Only the Italians could get away with naming their kid Fausto.

Drinks on whoever said he'd buy us drinks.