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Ha ha ha... reminds me of the Canadian beaver - American elephant imagery.

Sounds like a plan.

I'm sure my past test result out-crazied that. It'll take me a while to find. What does one win if they are the craziest person on NF?

The best part of that site is the forum. It's so entertaining you can just lurk and still get hooked on it.

but I can 5789

e out of pi.

I took that one a few months ago and wound up with just above everything either high or very high, with only two medium risks. Heh heh heh.

Pending a full-length mirror shot in the picture thread, of course.

You're on my hate-fuck list.

that's not changing the way you feel, that's temporarily altering it Ever heard of a bender?

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You know damn well what I was trying to say. You're trying to act as though you really could care less about all this. It's really just entertainment for a very bored you. A game, if you will. However, you keep on coming back for more every time I post something. Every last little thing I say needs a reply from you. A reply that attempts to be smug and superior through the use of blundering rhetorical questions, and always includes a "lol" thrown in for good measure. You're trying too hard. You want to come across as nonchalant and cool but you're really anything but. In other words, you're trying to sell me a lie and you're not doing a very good job of it. Maybe you want the attention. Maybe you're trying to divert attention away from whatever it was we were arguing about in the first place so that the criticism I dealt you has its blow softened by a small, meaningless and unrelated victory. Whatever it is, you're doing a very shitty job.

Well I'll be damned... there it is on my periodic table. Except my period table only uses element symbols, not names.

It's funny how strained your indifference is.

And you say I have issues.

That really ought to be a banning offense right there. Quoting Good Charlotte as words of wisdom. P.S. To continue with Meg's idea.. "Ooh ooh ah ah ah!" -A chimpanzee.

eliminate the need

I wasn't even trying to make any good out of the situation. No serious person condones any kind of abuse. I just have a twisted sense of humour.

Bitch, I damn well know what vernacular means. And believe it or not, like most people on the Bored, I am 19 or under, and therefore a teenager. Jesus fucking Christ.. EDIT: My opinions aren't fact? I've had about enough of you. I knew plenty of kids like you in my high school - the kids who still believe in Jesus in the same fashion they did when they were 8 years old and feel superior to everyone else because of their naive stupidity. Furthermore; you enjoy riling people up? That's a bullshit excuse and you know it. It's a cop-out for coming up with poor arguments and being incapable of defending yourself in the face of a counter-attack. Furthermore; that was Mrs. Jesus' word and she must receive credit for it.

What on earth is Cerium?

You just completely contradicted yourself, HUNNY BUN. So your argument is that boys can't be bitches....or oh, oh wait, unless they are fags or douchebags. Right. Why do you feel the need to be so antagonistic? You're making a fool of yourself. Nobody likes a know-it-all. Are you a high school student? Buttpuppet, you just contradicted yourself. Why and I being so antagonistic and such a know it all when you're asking me if I'm in high school? I'm very not in high school, thank you very much. I was simply reminding you of proper use of vernacular. Guys aren't bitches; if they are acting in such a manner that they would be called a bitch if they were female (which I would suppose would include about 90% of female behaviour) they are to be called a fag or a douche. Furthermore; making a fool of myself? I've lost count of the number of times I've done that on the Bored. You get used to it after a while.

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I didn't mean to sound nearly as antagonistic as I ended up coming across, really, and I'm not goig to bother with the arguments you thought I was going to say. This guy was no more or less "innocent" than other people dying throughout the world. Like I said, I'm a cynic.

Madam, you, without a sense of humour and far too tightly wound over entirely unserious comedic material, are the one with the issues in this thread. Actually, Sir, laughing at things that should make any person with a heart want to weep has nothing to do with being too tightly wound. It's deplorable how vile this thread has become, whether it's meant in a joking manner or not. Some things just aren't fucking funny. Just because your sense of humor is tasteless, it doesn't mean mine is lacking. Before you decide to make another uneducated retaliation to this comment, I will be kind enough to let you know that I won

...person who was famous but you don't know dies and you're sad? Okay, I'm a cynic. But really.