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Not middle name. Middle sex. That's why Mike loves me. But if my middle names will either be James, Neil, or Oscar. Or all of them. Middlesex is the name of a college on campus. Seriously, though. I know what you meant about middle sex but why are you discussing two names? You don't assign last names, man, that's just not cool.

I'm going to

"You no rike me? I fight you in pocking rot!"

in the anus.

I have a cousin named Aaliyah. My aunt named her so because of the one hit wonder song from the 70's and had no clue the singer existed. Yeah, just avoid that altogether.

No, sweetie pie, we can't. We can be assholes, jackasses, bastards, but not bitches. Guys who are acting "bitchy" are fags or douchebags. Got it?

Yeah, it wouldn't be hard for the fruit of my loins to be an improvement on me.

Guys can be assholes and get away with it. Girls are just bitches. Got that?

I've got someone else planning that for me. Seriously.

I apologize to no one. XD It's two letters, deal. Assholery is always fun. Girls can't be assholes, they're just bitches.

Adam 2.0 sounds better.

Middle names are out of style. Seriously. What's the point of them other than to honour some long-dead relative?

It IS a girl thing. The same way you plan out your weddings in grade two and your proms in grade nine.

Why do you not include the World Junior's? It's my favourite tournament to watch every year.

I do that anyways.

Dude, Joe Carter winning the world series for the Blue Jays?

I meant to

Take a glass of wine and pour it over hot pasta. Eat. The alcohol clears your sinuses up pretty damn well. Or if you don't have much time, just microwave a glass of wine. But it tastes like warm sugar-free grape juice. I'm also quite fond of NyQuild as of late. P.S. Taking Vitamin C while you're sick to get better is pure bullshit.

Madam, you, without a sense of humour and far too tightly wound over entirely unserious comedic material, are the one with the issues in this thread.

Quoth the Onion.. "Tell me the bomb isn't as troubling as the giant catapult they're building to fling it."

Eric, I would suck you off if I were a chick right now.

If you were a woman, that'd be no problem.

Well, I'm going to be wearing my high school uniform, so you don't have to defend yourself to me.

Bob Cole and Harry Neil? Hearing those guys do the commentary is worth buying a TV, a 360 and the game.

Well, I can't remember the years 1988-1992, so...