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How is that being original? P.S. Alter that "price chopper" into something dirty sounding.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

People will randomly add you. Today walking back from the pharmacy I saw a girl who randomly added me on facebook. She wasn't hot enough to bother with.

Spread around to as many people as physically possible. It'll make you feel better like nothing else.

Check Facebook on November 1.

They say 1796 was pretty rockin'.

On that note; are women designing men's room urinals these days? I can't stand those tiny urinals I've seen that are too close together and offer absolutely no side-protection.

penis lengths and

I'm good at winning at life.

underage congressional pages.

I love where this thread has gone.

fuck shit up

...in order to win cash towards playing awful online games and downloading songs that are easily available for free.

Although technically, his dad would have made a good impression on him. You know, soft little heads and all.

I will give 10 NF dollars to whoever makes a sick but funny joke out of this.

easier than yours

Sparq, your avatar is the most awesome thing to hit the internet since porn.

my dog skip.

Don't be afraid to show off your manly curves.

on your crotch

I don't know if I'll have an abundance or not, but the Catholic schoolgirl is an extremely popular costume. I'm just playing the averages.

Let me rephrase: Catholic schoolgirls love Catholic schoolboys. And you know that somebody is going to be rocking the kilt on the 31st.

I've decided that I'm going to break out my old high school uniform and rock the sweatervest for Hallowe'en. Everyone loves a Catholic schoolboy.

"Don't touch yourself

So very true. Things should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. -Einstein The only easy day was yesterday -Navy SEALS motto.