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You forgot the SIN number.

It's because of keratin! Or was that kerosene?

Bitch, please. After that bunny died we got two, named cinnamon and sugar. sugar died two years ago the other one is still sniffing everything she sees.

First tell us your home address and SIN number.

You mean, other than the rest of GM, of course.

Aren't you supposed to pour it over a sugar cube into a glass, though?

More along the lines of Ugo or Fausto.

When did this board become a forum for Kevin and Tracy's general mushyness? There's nothing worse than a power couple hogging the spotlight.

Unlike you two, I have a smug sense of self-satisfaction regarding opinions.

No. Nothing idiotic about saying that a longtime ally of the U.S. would hijack a bunch of airliners and crash them into major buildings. Nothing idiotic at all.

We had a bunny. We called her Bunny. I think she was a lesbian.

You're thinking of the wrong kind of long-boarding. The sappiness is making want to vomit in my mouth. Tracey, I know that Kevin wasn't exactly masculine in the first place, BUT MAKE HIM STOP WITH THE XDING. Jesus Christ. If you must get your Asian-ness out, teach him some Calculus. Way to perpetuate a stereotype ;) Oh, and way to misspell my name. Can't do math to save kittens. Ask, and you shall receive...more XD XD See below

Well, it's a Saab, you get a pass from me. P.S. I'll take the M off your hands if it becomes a liability.

Ah, yes, teachers chewing kids out for not handwriting and using ink colours not officially sanctioned by school board policy.

Why don't you ever use that justification with me? P.S. Evan - don't tell me you're going to buy an SUV. Sellout.

You're thinking of the wrong kind of long-boarding. The sappiness is making want to vomit in my mouth. Tracey, I know that Kevin wasn't exactly masculine in the first place, BUT MAKE HIM STOP WITH THE XDING. Jesus Christ. If you must get your Asian-ness out, teach him some Calculus.

My god that is so unsurprising.

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

Scratch Muran off of the list of available NF ladies...

For more lyrics re: cause... Somehow those seem wrong.

You already did. 'Aint causeality a bitch? Nah. In cause-effect relationships, the cause usually chronologically precedes the effect. May I now quote song lyrics in a pseudo-Bohemian fashion?

I'd push a very pregnant Barbara Bush down a flight of stairs.

I would be boning that poster 24 hours a day.

Someone else would have taken his place. Someone without the trademark mustache.