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Yeah, except you'd have to go to Carleton.

Make a pie out of barbecue. Hot dog pie sure sounds delicious right now.

Melted cheese is among the strongest evidence that there is a god.

That's my duty as a human being? Man, human beings have gone downhill in recent years.

Margarine is definitely not "nearly plastic". It's not even a polymer of any type. By your logic gasoline is nearly plastic. I'm going to be a really annoying chemist someday. EDIT: Owen, what type of plastic is Cheez Whiz so similar to?

I think it has something to do with the appeal of not having its own television station or advertising demographic.

Yeah, I'll get right on it. Paying far more for tuition and living for an education hardly worth its price tag is right up my alley.

Please, motherfucker.

Basically. But the important thing is you'll know. For about a split-second. Then you're dead. Remember that James Bond movie where they went to Japan and they used ninjas instead of commandos? Best Bond movie ever.

But do you honestly want to get roses from Guelph? Didn't think so.

Question: Why would you go to Holland and only visit the Heineken brewery? That's like going to Holland and not screwing a bunch of hookers and not smoking up like you're a Rastafarian with only one day to live. Oh wait...

The advantage to ninjas over us mere mortals is that you know what you're getting with a ninja.

Well, I fail to see the brilliance of deducing too-English sounding name to be South African.

I would have guessed fake. Or maybe Australian.

Yeah, but the pirate sex would be a drunken rape that leaves you with a few STD's.

I coulda sworn it was Edwald Trumpton. And that's the most British name I've ever heard.

Ninjas wouldn't be like that. They're lovers, not fighters. I mean, uh...

Put in a good word for me, would you?

At least you'll die in a state of unrivaled bliss.

Ninja sex v. Pirate sex Pirates would give you STD's and a lousy time. Ninja's would probably give you the time of your life before ultimately killing you from... whatever it is ninja's do during sex.

I'm sorry, but this is CANADA... we speak ENGLISH and FRENCH here.

And sometimes it gives us hope.

Aye. 45678

Seeing as the difference between nation and state has already been covered, I'll get right to the point: are Quebecers feeling kind of patronized about this? They've been speaking a different language for a few hundred years now, do they really need to be told that they are a unique and special snowflake?