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That's a very good question. Answer: Depends how much I've been drinking.

In a way I'd like a pretty girl to.

I got season 4 of scrubs. I heart that show so much I caught an episode of that at like 3 in the morning the other day. It absolutely blew me away.

I got toothpaste. I already have a tube of the same variety. God I love Christmas. This sure beats the stack of paper I got a few years ago. EDIT: Holy fuck this is the first year I didn't get socks, and the first year where more socks would actually be useful.

future comedian

future failure

Also, a 2G 'Lac on dubs and a team of hookers?

Numbers 1 and 2 were good but number three made me want to vomit in my mouth.

I sent that clip to my boyfriend and told him to please NOT give me that! That is so damned funny!!! Brought to you by the letter A, for Adam...you know the guy who cuts a hole in the popcorn box, and keeps it in his lap, when he takes you to the movies... Now gentlemen, so we all understand each other...NO!!!! Do this and most women, will make sure that box and your junk will end up seperate from your person... Do women not have senses of humour?

How would you know, Shiri? You don't even like the cock.

Sounds like he belongs in St. Catharines.

Yeah, but you do lie over wanting to bend me over and spank me.

ZOMG I really don't care.

Not sure if she's an east coaster or a west coaster.

It appears NF has a thing for the Irish.

Or at the very least, until you fall asleep that night. Everything else is secondary.

War makes for good movies with extremely foul language.

Oh please, you know that's a lie.

Pipe down, sparky. That sounded funny. P.S. I'm fond of www.jesus-is-savior.com Funny as hell, if you don't mind laying awake at night pondering the future of humanity.

What's that there, Beth? I'm not drinking enough? Next time I'll drink an extra one just for you.

Made sense anyways.

Could change his name to Dan #2 and everyone would believe him.

Grad school. Duh.

Because it tastes fucking awful. I was left with no choice but to buy it after the caf completely ran out of regular. Diet coke + whiskey = oh god.

You only say that because you don't appreciate the finer points of root mean square velocities. P.S. No, you may not call me daddy, but your girlfriend is more than welcome to.