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Thing is, they stopped the trial before they got to the gassing of the Kurds. So that 183 total really ought to be higher. That's no coincidence.

Is less creative than a hermit crab.

Dick in a box isn't just for Christmas though. Channukah: 8 dick in a boxes? There is no way for that to make grammatical sense.

Doesn't need to be a jewish lesbian.

Is so far in the closet he's finding Christmas presents he forgot to give.

Loves the cock.

I pity that fool.

I hope Saddam applied some vaseline before hitting the gallows. Actually, I don't. But that's not the point.

Or perhaps the more obvious question... "What about his dead?"

God that would make the best joke ever. "Saddam Hussein, you've been punked!" "Oh ho ho, well played, gents!"

Resolution: A purpose for my Future Shop gift card? Note: I think anything that can be had for free is worth being had for free.

So is wonderful wonderful DC++.

I'm downloading the seasons the minute I'm in res.

You both end up with foot in your face. Gross. "We were wearing socks. We couldn't lock in."

Actually I do. Even if we're sleeping head-to-foot our genitals are still right next to each other. Although as Scrubs pointed out, it's impossible to "lock in".

No they don't. A guy would be hard-pressed to wake up someone else for class and if a guy were to act as my human alarm clock I'd just be all "fuck it man, I'm tired" and he'd leave well enough alone. Then again, perhaps it also has something to do with the fact I have a weakness for anyone with a pretty face. EDIT: OH MAN A BLOW JOB AS A WAKE UP CALL BEST JOKE EVER EDIT EDIT: Xandi get over here I have a job for you.

No. I mean a person who will wake me up and make me go to class. Preferably one with a vagina. EDIT: That alarm clock seems like he'd rape and pillage my people.

Sexier than my mom.

Is a complete dick.

I'm going to miss far too much bio for my own good. Fuck. I need a human alarm clock.

Oh boy, it's opposite weight loss habits day!

Isn't that the opposite of what you're supposed to do?

Is kind of a dick.

Which reminds me. Anybody in university on this board mentions it regularly. Xandi, Ryan, Crusader and Lauren, among them. Go give them shit for talking about the most important and dominating aspect of their life, why don't you?

Watch that tongue, missy, or I'll display my erudition again.