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Child, you crazy!

Is just waiting for the inevitable slave-master comparison.

Clarence Thomas to my Antonin Scalia

Would be Chris Tucker if I were Jackie Chan.

Who the fuck is Steve Corino?

Dreams of sex with party girl in his avatar.

Oh really? You wanna go and, you know, like, grab a beer with me or something? My god I've been waiting for you to say that for so long I just don't know what to say. I'm so happy. Oh, validation! Finally, my unrequited love for you has been ended with such a warm embrace.

HA HA HA HA HA

Like Turk and JD from Scrubs. One's black and cool, the other, not so much.

I'm flattered but I do not swing that way.

Um...are you drunk right now? i had a few beverages on the mountain this afternoon, but i wouldnt go as far as saying that i was drunk. anyways, now that it's cleared up... has anyone ever gone to do something, then stopped at the bar, had a few drinks and lost all motivation to do what they went to do, then went home and passed out for 3 hours (or more)? I can't say I've ever quite done that, but with a fake ID and disposable income I probably would. P.S. Beauty is... Scarlett Johansson? Also, TCW from the middle of Scrubs Season 2.

...Owen, I was the one who posted that tenth dimension thing.

Is two sexy bitches.

I have a bit of a love-hate relationship with math. I can do it, but far too often (i.e. right now) it devolves into doing math for the sake of doing math. You're given a problem with no known practical application, and you give a solution with no practical application. We don't even use numbers anymore. And if we do, they're not even real numbers. They're pi and e.

I guarantee it would mostly consist of "HOLY FUCK I HATE PHYSICS AND PHYSICISTS AND THE PHYSICS-SCIENTIFIC COMPLEX" from anyone who has taken it, especially me. The whole way that phycists look at, approach and solve various problems is overly complicated and cerebral compared to the way chemists do it.

Bitch, please, I've watched information videos on the 10th dimension at 3 in the morning and turned out just fine.

You can't travel faster than light. That's because mass increases as velocity increases, and mass approaches infinity as velocity approaches c, so it would take an infinite amount of energy to propel an object at or beyond light speed. Also, how would an outside observer view someone as travelling through time? Man that's some fucked up shit.

Me neither. It just is. That fucker Einstein managed to prove it.

... dude ...

Stephen Hawking isn't really a quantum mechanic, though. Neither am I, for that matter, but that's not the point.

Marvel comics are outdated. Ask me something about quantum mechanics.

How can you possibly be the great geek? It just ain't right.

Nah. MSN for mac doesn't support any kind of video/voice conversation. Or anything beyond what MSN used to offer for PC's five years ago.

I like it when you act all sexy.