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Now that I think about it, doesn't resemble the big black guy from pulp fiction in the ass-raped-by-a-skinny-white-guy scene.

You know me. I gut 'em and use their blubber to heat my dorm room.

Never thought I'd see a black guy suggesting that I sleep with the belugas.

No, Bishop, don't put any REAL effort into founding this country - if God had wanted us to form our own country he'd have miracled us there by now.

Strongly reminds me of that big black guy from Pulp Fiction.

Beats me.

Doesn't respect a scrawny caker when he sees one.

http://img.waffleimages.com/10341f067cb5fb...history%20x.jpg

Needs to get rid of that fellatio-obsessed avatar.

Doesn't do major credit cards.

Doesn't do anal. Very well.

What the fuck is that shit?

Sexier than a hot shell casing.

I hadn't heard anything about it either. Seems people only give a shit about bombs when brown people are the ones that set them off.

Cool enough for me.

By who? Prince Bulgingcrotch?

Hot from far away.

The next lie would be, "All hot women must be my concubines or God will smite upon this island with hot lead and sulphur." Also, anyone caught spelling sulphur with an f would be shot on sight.

http://www.radioblogclub.com/open/113117/n...For%20My%20Love I both love and hate that song with a passion.

I'd call myself King Sexypants.

If I were a country I wouldn't need validation from other countries.

How can I be insecure about your coolness? Oh, right.

Wishes he were taller than me.

Is weak and naive.

Could probably kick my ass.