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Last dream I remember having involved something about me being in the army. Some desert sort of place. Face to face with "enemy", pull out pistol, safety on. Pull trigger. Click. Enemy smiles. Pull back on safety switch, kill motherfucker. Avoid use of prepositions.

I joined for the same four reasons everyone did: Chicks, money, power, and chicks.

Loves fucking Meg?

Is 5 different kinds of awesome.

Either that chart sucked or I'm neither a geek, a nerd, or a dork. Perhaps they need to compensate for whether or not ones nerdy/geeky specialty revolves around their choice of major.

Ditto. 67pi

Better than a box of kittens.

Is as he does.

Not enough of a drunkard.

Asian enough for me!

That seems highly, highly unlikely.

But I didn't even see it until now and it's been on top of this forum for a while.

Is to the Bored as Johnnie Walker Black is to Scotch.

Where the fuck did this thread come from?

Jesus fucking Christ, it wasn't even the spelling.

It's the holiday blahs. Many of us are either busy, drinking to cope with spending so much time with family, or not drinking because of spending so much time with family. Proud to say tomorrow I'm ending my dry streak.

I'm not slavishly devoted to intellectual and academic pursuits although I'm pretty obsessed. I am, however, resting my entire sense of self-worth solely on whether or not I get into the U of T pharmacy program. But fuck you. University will do a hell of a lot more for me than sports ever could. "Edumacation." EDIT: Why is there no "fuck you" option?

Has that Toronto surliness I can't get enough of.

Knows what he likes.

Knows how to read.

You'd want to forget about that little turdburglar too if you were me.

Perhaps both.

Doesn't rhyme with a word I can immediately think of.

...my mother?

Is heavily into talking about his sexy girlfriend.