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Has good taste in girls with automobiles.

Is it still an insult when you swoon a little on the inside whenever that happens?

Can anybody help me learn to differentiate between the passato prossimo and l'imperfetto? It's harder than it looks.

I can't believe you wouldn't let us innocently laugh at the thought of a cripple falling out of his chair. Example: How would he call for help? Odds are he'd say "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" but without his computer voice he is nothing. Fact: One of his ex-wives' ex-husbands was on the team that designed and built his computer voice box.

Don't judge me. I have an Italian quiz today.

Devo = conjugation of dovere, meaning, "I must/have to". I only posted that because this is the nerd thread, so...

Not bad, really.

God that must have been funny.

Holy crap! Subtle sarcasm! Get Stephen Hawking on the phone, the Royal Society really ought to look into inducting you as a member.

Makes a Sig .229 look like a Walther PPK.

I'm guessing he hated the musical because he's a man?

Only person who can make that unique ass-kissing sound even more disgusting than it already is.

When it comes from you, it means nothing, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY DID.

Oh, straight for the rock star death reference. Sometimes I wonder if you have any originality left in your insults.

I'm going to go ahead and ask the obvious: -was that supposed to be satire? -what the fuck were all those links doing there? -WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THINK THAT WAS APPROPRIATE CONVERSATIONAL FODDER?

Thanks. Now I'm going to drink all my feelings behind my solar plexus and puke them out tomorrow morning because of you.

Their heads say no, but their hearts say yes.

I never thought I'd have so much apathy about your inability to differentiate between "you're" and "your". I'm on to season four of Scrubs. This is not good for my mental stability. And oh god some Italian guy just fed me some chianti. If you'll excuse me I must find some fava beans and a census worker. P.S. PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT THAT REFERENCE

is a total meanie.

Needs to give me some meds to keep that from ever happening.

Where I come from, them's fighting words.

Mothering hen.

Zack Braff has decided to be a douche and will not be signing a contract to participate in a 7th season and plans to focus on only movies in the future. [for the record, that was from the wikipedia page for scrubs. it will soon be edited out, but it's funny while it's there. also, "douche" linked to the wiki page for douche]

Tastes like mofo.

Would perhaps not make a great doctor.