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Too sexy for most people's skins.

You're killing me, Shiri.

Sweetie, pull your organic little head out of your natural little ass and start breathing oxygen for once. Pet food is meat that is so rotten and shitty that it's illegal to feed it to humans. And since it is a) protein consisting of b) amino acids that c) ARE ORGANIC CHEMICALS... ... all that organic/natural bullshit it just costs more and lets people feel better about themselves for buying into something stupid. Now I'm going to go play with my chemicals and pretend that people who talk about "natural", "organic" and "chemical free" don't exist.

Is making quick name for himself.

Honestly, the CBC puts out the best news-type shows and documentaries I've ever found. I think the most important aspect to the CBC is that their funding is guaranteed no matter what they produce. This allows them to put out documentaries exposing the activities of corporations and even the Canadian government without concern for profits, or even which advertisers come to them. And we all remember that famous interview clip with Ann Coulter. There isn't one major US news organization that took Coulter to task the way the CBC did. Obviously, I'm more cynical than to think that the CBC is the absolute purveyor of truth in this world, but they do a far better job of that than just about any other major North American news outlet I've read. The trolodytes who whine about the CBC's liberal bias piss me off to no end. Not catering to absolute stupidity in the name of "impartiality" isn't fair, balanced, or any fucking stupid catchphrases they steal from American news networks they don't watch. Accepting that global warming is real, or making documentaries about environmental concerns instead of "Great Leader Harper Personally Educates Afghanistan Women About the Finer Points of Enlightenment Thought" does not a liberal bias make. Rather, a bias towards reality.

...your mother? If I were in demand...

Seanathon's man-chowder. 0/infinity.

Can't gorge himself on fried chicken, mashed potatoes, biscuits, gravy and collard beans when he wants to. (which is all the time, obvs)

Well if the CIA has been interrogating you you just might get your wish.

Failing that your foot will fall off! Fun stuff.

Except when I said "you almost want to vomit" I meant "you kind of feel bad about wanting to do unspeakably naughty things to her." Also quite possibly meant "your penis wants to vomit".

Okay, fine. Meg is not neighbour-girl. Neighbour girl is so cute you almost want to vomit. Does that clear things up?

That's not under discussion.

No. Meg isn't my neighbour.

My neighbour is from Hamilton. I just about never see her but she's as cute as a fucking button. P.S. A lot of the small towns surrounding London... holy god. Farmers and simpletons. The lot of them.

Nah. Being from Ontario usually keep you from being considered trailer trash. "Usually" being the key word.

The fuck? That makes him more trailer trash than you.

Adam: 1 Law of Averages: 0

I didn't. You just told me.

... or I'll spill your beans? P.S. It would be so awesome if his name were Randall.

Then clearly you did something wrong.

would cause my brain to explode if i met her in person

Is a winner. But not really.

Come on Christy, spill the beans...

Is too sex for shirt.