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Something that the prison chef hasn't jerked off into. EDIT: He totally has AIDS. Not like it would make a difference. But it's the principle of the thing.

Really ought to get into the habit of using possessive pronouns. Not using them is creepy.

Is too sexy for his ill-fitting shirt.

Sucks to be you. Reverse transcriptase is never going out of style. Unless they cure AIDS. And by "they", I mean "me".

Holy crap none of you can ever call me a nerd again.

You, sir, don't know shit about coffee.

Same deal here. Patently unfunny and on a higher level, a really shitty analogy.

What the fuck? I was expecting that to be about boobs.

Ought to be named Telulah with that avatar. (oh god please say you got that reference)

Has a stripper name.

In denial.

Has a delicious everything.

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger...

Wow it makes sense all of a sudden.

NO IT ISN'T. Although I hope it is.

What a little douche.

Nobody seems interested in implementing my nuclear powered refrigerator coils at the north pole idea. For shame.

I've been losing at just about everything for 18 years. /me wins.

I'm shocked he's avoided a criminal record.

A PB&J so awesome I may just need a cigarette.

And he was black. Instant disqualification.

THE 13TH APOSTLE WAS JUDAS. Geez... EDIT: Was he? I forget lately.

Kind of a slut.

That is way too open ended.

God damn it's like trying to teach a baby vector calculus...