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I don't think it's vanity but the search for validation. I mean come on when you can get those puppy-dog eyes going and have random people tell you that you're cute why wouldn't you want to do that? I mean, if you've already lost all your self-respect, that is.

Yeah. I got it two months or so before the Core II processors came out.

Then why for the love of god would you post it here? This thread is about things that should fuck off and go away, not unknown journalists who you think are better role models than Lindsay Lohan. I am very nauseous from last night and have zero patience for this kind of bullshit.

Awwww, sodamntired has a girl crush and DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO POST ABOUT IT.

I've used a Mac macbook since august and haven't been pleased with it. Not nearly enough stock RAM, ethernet card failed, and the screen has cracked leading to a significant reduction in screen usability. Obviously the latter shouldn't have happened under "ideal" conditions, but still. I love Mac OSX, but am not wild about quality control / durability reliability.

Apparently tobacco + marijuana is big in the maritimes. My oomie doesn't do it though. He believes in something about "getting HIGH".

pffffffff!

Well now you're just talking out of your ass.

bug-eyed sunglasses, tights, ugg boots. HOLY FUCK THE WOMEN AT WESTERN ARE ALL IDIOTS INCAPABLE OF NOT DRESSING UP TO TRY TO LOOK LIKE PARIS HILTON

Why has nobody else mentioned that this IS the movie plot from Tomorrow Never Dies? I mean if this has all been fabricated by Iran/the Brits/a supervillain we should at least be able to say that we saw it coming.

It's utterly fucking glorious. Walking around outside without a jacket on is awesome.

The Brits said that they were in Iraqi waters, the Iranians claim they were in Iranian waters. Between the Brits and the Iranians, I'd take the Brits' word on it.

Ah, for the good old days when Spartan homoerotic sexual innuendo was as sinister.

...wasn't this the plot of Tomorrow Never Dies?

Yeah dude. has the time we spent together meant NOTHING?

Rumour has it that was lucy liu.

You're telling me out of all the creepy membership there ain't one Hannibal Lector around? Disappointing. P.S. a roast beef sandwich with mustard and grilled, 8/10 P.P.S. If you had a dirty enough mind that sounds like a vagina you would rate a 0.

I am amazed that nobody has said "vagina" as the last thing they've eaten and we're at page 45.

You are a quark?

Oh god he's gonna come kill me.

What the hell? None of these make any sense to me. /me is boycotting until I see some calculus involved.

Dammit, now I have to go change my pants.

I give it the absolute value of x over n factorial.

Has Barr bodies. lol im clever.

Highly observant.