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Well you're Italian...a vespa would be cool, but only if we can call ya Rico. A new cover of Nine Inch Nails "Hurt" Vespas are fucking overpriced though. I'd rather get a Honda or a Yamaha. Also because those are going to be dead reliable and easier to fix. They cost half as much as vespe. If you call me Rico I'd cut you.

Would a bike or motorized two-wheeled vehicle count? I'd get a motorcycle but they're much more expensive than scooters.

Oh god, don't remind me. There wasn't any jelly.

Please, Charles. It's in a series of tubes.

Now if only I had a nice car.

Except I don't poke smole.

Sigh. If only you lived around here. I'd make you forget about lobster and Alexander Keith's.

I remember we used to have a gay guy and he was best friends with the resident lesbian but then he left. What a fag.

They've taken down all their Viacom related stuff, though. No Dave Chapelle for Adam. At least, not until he discovered Google vids.

I have no idea. I've just seen random pop culture references. Really popular teen show from the 90's, this REALLY REALLY ugly deformed guy dating a hot blind chick... or something like that.

Like that fucked-up-face dude from 90210. I think it was 90210.

Computer. Who else?

Well there goes their secret.

I believe I've reached my comic book limit for my entire life. And that was only after reading Watchmen. Chicks don't dig the animated characters no matter how deep.

Black enough. You're talking to the whitest kid ever here.

...take me with you?

I'm going with Ryan or SoDamnTired.

Only the better choice if Christine is said maritimer. Other than that, I've seen some scary ones, too.

With the sasquatch, there's always the fact that she's infinitely stronger than you, and filled with that West-coast bong-hugging hash-smoking elitist douchebaggery. With maritimers, they're just plain idiots. (p.s. don't hate me Christine)

Chris Rock knows his shit.

But bigger and blacker. Frankly that's a scary thought. I've got to be white and skinny.

No. As Chris Rock said, "you don't fuck a monkey on monday and then fuck another person on tuesday". It was most likely from the polio vaccine and chimpanzee kidneys.

Big question: sasquatch or maritimer? Tough call, really.

She's not my type. SRSLY. And I thought Italian girls were hairy...

Monkeys gave us AIDS. Fuck them.