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Doesn't know just how frequently I get naked and internet.

Primetime deliverance, baby.

Knows her way around fellatio.

Will die of autoerotic asphyxiation.

Last night some guy had that song looping for HOURS on end from his room. He was not there. I wanted to cut that motherfucker. How can anyone listen to that song at all? P.S. This is it, this is iiiiiiiiiiit... (somebody complete the phrase)

Causes the opposite of erections?

Seriously. Is sarcasm and hyperbole a completely lost art? Take a look at my previous post... I don't know what your school is like but around here much of our time is spent hyperanalyzing how hard/easy the next exam might be based on how high or low the average of the previous exam was. Maybe it was hard to pick up on but the next post was completely nonsensical. I'll openly admit that I don't usually say nice things but holy god are YOU of all people lecturing me about posting as though I'm in grade 5? All I see from you is stupid bullshit opening with "SAH-WEET!" every time somebody's hat drops.

0 WELCOME TO UNIVERSITY, BITCH!

STOP IT YOU TWO I AM LETTING MY BUNNY RUN AROUND RIGHT NOW AND I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT SHIT.

Two things to say... 1) they are highly overrated 2) you need somebody around to kick your ass

0 because there have been too many 10's going around as of late and we have to keep the average down.

And yet we don't have a four day weekend for university. If all the stores are going to be closed and I'm going to have to go to church I EXPECT A FOUR DAY WEEKEND IN RECOMPENSE.

Represent.

Didn't answer the question.

Doesn't do black guys?

fuck I was gonna say that. will steal your camera when his hos distract you.

Is the cutest person ever.

OH MY GOD YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER.

God that brings back painful childhood memories.

It just confused me mostly. p.s. I know you're not THAT big.

Okay, twice. The other half dozen weren't technically dead yet.

Fucked a dead baby once.

I'm not a girl.

Too entertaining for his own good.

Wasn't talking about me?