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I'd do research on my babies.

Of course. If Beth says you're awesome then you must be.

But what else would you be doing? Working a menial job and raising kids is what. I'd rather get down with the specifics of a vast array of chemical processes I don't even know exist yet.

Yeah, I noticed a strange resurgence in your posts. It's a welcome change.

I wanna be a PHD student someday. I'll run shit.

Erik you have been using lol way too much lately. Are you drunk or something?

A ha ha ha ha ha ha. U of T ...

What the deuce? Sounds like a top-class research institute you're attending, there.

What the hell are you on about? Grad students are paid as faculty members. Here at Western a chemistry grad student earns upwards of 20K a year. EDIT: Holy fuck Lauren is hyperbole a completely lost art?

Imus was fired, not arrested.

Grad students do make money, though. Also, access to undergrad pussy. Take THAT, corporate world.

Free speech is, as I have previously mentioned, FREE SPEECH.

I'll mostly do it to score with the impressionable first-years.

Reason number 1 to not go into pharmacy and stay in the physical sciences? Grad school. I'll be in school + postdoctoral research until I'm 30. Then maybe later I'll become a prof and be pretty fucking awesome.

I want to find out who thought up that "april showers bring may flowers" shit and choke him. Couldn't tell you how often that was repeated to us in elementary school. IT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD ALLEGORY.

Free speech is exactly what it sounds like. I could direct you to some Christoper Hitchens speeches as to why hate speech legislation isn't cool...

Another one of htose tim horton's breakfast sandwiches. It's my way of rewarding myself for getting up early enough to buy one.

Reading is always effort.

You mean you don't notice their distinct aura of intelligence? They're better than us, you know. You'll also notice that when they're working in the library, nobody comes within 10 feet of them. It's the fear of angering the hand that marks your tests.

Biochemistry with the stars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJZ8g1L1z98...2Fpharyngula%2F Tagline: Are you ready for some biochemistry?

Graduate students are the best ever. Espeically since you NEVER see them around campus. It's like they exist in their own little alternate dimensions and come into this one when they have to help clueless undergrads with such basic shit as "The reaction will not work if you don't put indicator into the solution", and "Your reaction isn't working? Did you put the indicator in?"

Except, you know, totally useless. And no lab coats.

They're also quite Asian, I'm told. Not surprisingly, chemistry contains the funniest and best-looking TA's ever. Bio TA's are boring as hell to be around and physics TA's? Oh god.

That is a positively ridiculous picture of you. Also, you haven't friended Jon. Tell me how you managed to avoid doing that.

If 726 had a cube root, then you would.