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Well it gives new meaning to the word "explosive" when used in the context of sex.

You're missing the point, Anton. It's sex without physics. Friction is a part of physics. Yikes.

Are you saying you'd rather there be weight? And gravity? ATTRACTION BETWEEN BODIES OF MASS? Now you're just crazy talkin'.

Nevermind. I'm sure we can arrange for some friction to be brought in. Still, you can't complain about the zero gravity.

Weightlifting?

Dude. Zero gravity. ANYTHING GOES! EDIT: Also, no friction. Sweet.

And five of your hottest friends?

And have some non-physics related Christmas sex?

Oh boy, I can commit more blasphemy. Can't get enough of that shit, dont you know.

God fucking damn! Cockblocked by you stupid arts and humanities chicks. I don't even like physics. I've got my eye on another girl whose name starts with a ph. Have you no decency?

I'm surprised provincial is an adjective that can describe physics. EDIT: Xandi, so is writing essays for a living.

Well, I made an AIDS joke, so... P.S. WHAT DOES REVERSE TRANSCRIPTASE HAVE TO DO WITH PHYSICS??? Come on, man, get on the ball.

Without it they wouldn't know AIDS existed. True story.

And reverse transcriptase.

Oh, I'll give the girl a righteous spanking the second week of January.

I had an unfair amount of alcohol. Fuck. My liver can't take this much pampering.

So what's your reason for being online at this hour of the night?

I'd anything.

God I love the way you think.

...I want to remember it?

You just want me unconscious for a few minutes, you creeper.

I hope you won't mind if my brain short-circuits for a second. I can only think so fast.

That's going to be the best door opening ever.

You're ignoring the point here, Xandi. When the fuck are you going to bring five of your hottest friends down to my dorm room? P.S. Due to logistical realities one of them will have to be sacrificed to my roommate as a peace offering for occupying the room for 24 hours straight.

I don't know. Bring five of your hottest friends to Toronto and I'll make that decision for myself.