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Yeah, gimme some o' that ape tit.

4/3 stop staring at me!

Brigands, the lot of you.

It was "peck", not dick, you brigand.

Fuck, five ain't enough when it comes to that shit. Was up till 4 AM watching 'em last night. Good times.

I give you zero for having poor timing.

Line from Starsky and Hutch. Johnnie Red is the bottom line whisky from the Johnnie Walker franchise. It's marketed to be mixed with other stuff, not drank bye itself ("neat"). P.S. I give you four slices of pie out of five.

I'll give you a gold star for the effort.

Top five SNL Celebrity Jeopardy lines: 5: "Suck it, Trebek. Suck it hard and suck it long." 4: "That's a nice suit there, Trebek." "Why... thank you." "Is it wool?" "Yes, it is." "It must have been expensive." "No, actually, it was quite reasonable." "Where did you get it?" "This place called [whatever] down on 14th. Go there, ask for Gary. Tell him I sent you." "One last question." "Yes?" "Do they make them for men?" 3: "We would have accepted bow-wow or ruff." "Rough! Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek." 2: "What's that?" "I found this backstage. It's funny, see. Because it's bigger than a regular hat." 1: "What's the sound a doggy makes?" "Moo." "I'm sorry that's incorrect." "Well that's the sound your mother made last night."

You guys need to listen to more shitty gangsta rap.

0/0 you're scaring me. Stop it. Seriously please stop staring at me I didn't do anything wrong!

4/5 it's a simple-yet-entertaining thing but sniping people is the best thing since pistol-whipping them!

0/10 YOU SHALL NOT SPEAK OF SCARLETT IN THAT FASHION EDIT: At least I hope that's Scarlett Johansson.

Somebody please tell me they got the reference.

Ha ha ha... 2G Mac on dubs...

Well it's the Macbook with the 2.0 ghz processor. Only a 60 gig hard drive and 512 mb ram but I'm looking into upgrades I promise.

A Macbook. Yeah it's small but it more than does the trick.

So, um, your Mac or mine?

Kevin sounds like the typical college student.

Basically, when you said "Let's get married!" implied that you were willing, which just happened to agree with my pre-existing plans.

Well I guess I won't need to bring a shotgun now.

Christine, I think I love you.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Like I said. We've gone down lately.

You know there's this cool product out there called MSN Messenger for Mac I don't know if you've heard of it...