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Be careful about those Dutch guys. You never quite know what they'll do with their clogs...

My high school chem teacher / U of T graduate flat-out told me not to go to U of T for chemistry, simply because of how huge the school is and how easily you get lost in the bureaucracy. That would apply to the downtown campus, I guess. Having grown up a few blocks away from the Scarborough campus, just don't. Not a great place to go to university. Have you noticed anything like that? I can speak very fondly of Western. That being, it's got the number 1 student resident experience in Canada, one of the best looking campuses and solid academics (we recently had an AIDS vaccine developed by a prof go into clinical trials, for example). Also highly reputed business and music schools.

I <3 that Mazda.

Sleeping through my bio lectures.

It was kind of you to hold out hope about that. Perhaps the dogs like it. I hope he at least uses lube.

Uh...what do you mean, hurting the dogs? Seriously, those things are creepy. Creepier than blow-up dolls. And kind of unneccessary... unless somebody's got a doll fetish, what do you need one for? Most people can find a girlfriend/friend-with-benefits/escort service. ;) WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY HURTING THE DOGS" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN. Okay I'm done. EDIT: To answer the more serious question, I guess there are people out there who are so emotionally damaged or cynical that they seriously don't want anything to do with women. The RealDoll never talks back and is purely a one time investment. And there are just some people where the miniscule risk of ever procreating shouldn't be tolerated.

You can get 'em made special if weight is an issue. Seriously. Read around a bit and you find the most fascinating stuff. Example: A dog breeder sent him an email asking him to custom-make him a dog real doll, so he could stop hurting the dogs.

Ever heard of real dolls? Heh heh heh.

I'd have thought the gay was light and fluffy.

Now, if you want a bitch-smack with a huge textbook, there's my as-yet-unused Italian dictionary.

But it really only works if they're creationists. Otherwise it's just "Why the fuck are you smacking me with a biology textbook?".

Nah, I'm cool. If I'm going to spend that much time on the can my bio textbook weighs a good 15 pounds. You can also use it to smack idiots with.

...that's why they don't scare me.

Ever heard of sublimation? In other news, Mark Foley is against sexual predators.

Those bacteria don't scare me.

...but do you want anything in general?

IKEA Featherbed. More RAM for my computer. External hard drive. Possibly some speakers for my computer. Decent sheets for my bed. Everything a college student needs to survive, basically.

Go for rear projection. That or wait for new CED technology to come out that will blow all that other shit out of the water. You can play widescreen videogames just fine on plasma screens, but if you're going for LCD you need to get a high refresh rate because any action will blur. Watching fullscreen (low-def) TV too much on plasma will result in burn in.

Them meds working out okay for you?

It'd be nothing short of political suicide. Which, of course, means that investigating the Bush administration from the 2000 election onwards would be the right thing to do.

You know you're Irish when...

That better not be white wine you're thinking of.

You're nothing to me. Hey I'm 1/3 Italian, you wanna make somethin of it ova here? Top Mob Movies: 1) Godfather 1 2) Godfather 2 3) Goodfellas 4) Casino 5) Mobsters How is it physically possible to be 1/3 Italian? Besides that, at 1/3 you're nothing but a fucking caker, whether or not your last name ends in a vowel.

The Army Times recently ran an editorial against Rumsfeld. The Army Times isn't the official newspaper of the U.S. Army, but considering it's run mostly by people close to the army (including retired personnel), that's a pretty fucking powerful statement that the U.S. armed forces (particularly senir officers) have zero confidence in him.

Is it just me or did the weather just improve?