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You're a girl, your opinion on the matter doesn't count.

If your boy crush says something like that, odds are you shouldn't be crushing on him. What a dumbass.

Fine; I'd kill me in 50 years.

That settles it; Trailer Park Boys.

I'd meet me in about 50 years. Just you wait.

What sound does a dog make? Moo. No, that's a cow. That's the sound your mother made last night.

I'll take Jap Anus Relations for 500...

If we're going to do a Christmas banner like last year's, can we have a new one? Now that there are interesting pictures of me, I'd like to be included this year.

What can we say? We're a good 15% more attractive than the average person.

The other day in class this girl made me to go "the Superficial" to see if there was a video posted on there or not. I mentioned how stupid the site was. Then I saw an article on Scarlett Johansson and read it. She is that hot.

DUDE> Best idea ever.

We can't have her corpse near my dead baby cache.

Vick's VapoRub will destroy your noseway. But you didn't hear it from me.

My middle name is after some long-dead great-uncle of mine. Doesn't change the fact that my uncle of the same name is a screw-up in general. My dad said he was always opposed to my mom's choice of middle name. if it were up to him it'd be something sophisticated and Italian.

How much do you plan to have your kids hate you?

But Orwelian thought states that the simpler language becomes, the simpler thought becomes. And we all know what that leads to.

Achtung means attention. Rollseyes.

I don't even bother trimming nose hairs. Bitches.

I rarely ever saw one that was in good condition, or one that would actually sharpen your pencil.

I will now ask on behalf of everybody; What the fuck was that?

How do you say "bribe" in French?

People who talk to you while wearing headphones. Every time someone does this to me I want to punch them in the nose.

four fucking bunnies out of five

What the deuce...

Trunkular anal rape doesn't sound like fun. Or does it?