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Because we're all fat. Fat fat fat. Dorm life does that to you.

Great taste in avatars.

On a scale of 1 to 10 of insensitivity, that makes me about a 2 million.

Suspiciously reminds me of that time I ate too many potato chips.

Is the coolest lesbian I know.

...thinking of joining your brother in the big house?

Knows what I said.

Wishes she could look at her own balls.

's avatar could very well be looking at MY balls.

Clearly isn't a fan of subtlety. EDIT: Is also the only other girl on the Bored right now.

Is about as observant as I like my women to be.

Isn't as drunk as he used to be.

Wishes he could make lame science and math jokes.

Has a fixation on people's mastubatory habits.

Sexy x 6.022 ten to the power of twenty three.

Would make a top-notch concubine.

Yes, it does buy happiness.

For some reason, now I stay logged in when I navigate away from the site but threads still say they have unread posts until I click the "mark all posts as read".

I'm so sorry, Daniel.

I concur with the electronics stuff. Otherwise I would just spend the money on booze instead of something neat and/or useful.

Is drunk. Go Owen.

Owen is way ahead of me on the drinking curve. Also, in Tim's vein, I resolve to never let my sister living down getting puke-your-guts-out drunk on three glasses of wine at the family christmas dinner.

I fucking hate new year's resolutions. It might be because we were forced to write them as assignments in elementary school and were accordingly marked based on how well we could glue pieces of paper to pieces of construction paper. Except we never had proper glue around for some reason so my stuff ended up looking like shit (as usual). Nonetheless, I hereby resolve to drink more in the new year. God knows I need to make up for not doing ay of it while on Christmas break.

Totally not worth it.

I wouldn't be surprised if it were something like this.