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No, then push her down a flight of stairs. Geez.

You're nothing to me.

I'd fuck the virgin Mary. Alright.

What's wrong with it being electric? Electricity has constant torque. Know what that means?

Actually, whether you believe the rest of that book or not, there's been a fair amount of historical evidence dug up that some guy named Jesus did, in fact, happen to be around about the time that's often claimed. Coincidence or not, there was actually some Jesus dude around, back in the day. No way! You've got to be joking. I mean, wow, the idea that someone named "Yesus ben Yosef" at one point existed in ancient Jerusalem? That's just... wow. It blows my mind and challenges my beliefs.

And we'll all note that October 2006 passed without incident.

WestJet likes to hire the gay men. "We will be dimming the lights on the flight this afternoon to make the flight attendants appear that much more attractive." They do have a sense of humour, though.

I'll solve your girlfriend wanting an FJ problem if you give me an NSX.

I hope you're joking, cuz it's OBVIOUSLY Buddy Jesus. Rockin` costume man. don't get involved with things you don't understand I guess I shouldn't get involved with girls then.. Stay away from quantum physics, as well. When you're not looking the Schrodinger equation likes to laugh at you.

I could if you wanted me to. I saw that movie but have no recollection of who Mr. Wolfe is. Was he the owner of the pawn shop?

If you want her to hate them, drug her and take her to a secluded hut out in the mountains. Then alternate showing pictures of the JF cruiser and... -suffocation by placing a plastic bag over her head -electrical shocks -heat burns The plastic bag works nicely because it cuts off oxygen to the brain.

Be careful what you say, man.

The first time I saw it was in the newspaper, so I didn't have that problem. As I remember, Toyota had them go through a bunch of off-road obstacles for the road test. Mad hill climbing skills.

Just because you're rich doesn't mean you have to waste money. I like the looks of those FJ cruisers, though. Thing is, in a few months' time they're going to be pretty ubiquitous.

It gets better gas mileage but the higher cost of buying the hybrid makes it very not worth buying. Unless you want people to think you care about the environment without actually doing anything.

Look, a homeless man.

Nigga, please. I'm in university. I sincerely hope the irony of that statement isn't lost on you.

Perhaps you could write a treatise on what it means when an amateur teenage writer has to start relying on the internets for story ideas.

...but what he's really trying to recover is himself. P.S. Chimps on a Blimp.

Space from monkeys.

Space monkeys.

Where the hell is the arrow pointing?

I... don't get it.

Them Nissan's have really good off-roading capabilities, I hear. Shitty gas mileage, though.

I make my own comedy.