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definitely the latter.

And oh so humble.

tomorrow is not enough.

oh, lauren, so self-conscious.

Tomorrow?

then you can pose in playboy!

A week is kind of an understatement, Laurie.

why do you consider yourself 18?

trans fats = BAD. srsly.

Poor, ruthless Evan...

0 trans fat = 100% dv

Then you can go crack yourself in the shitter.

See: above.

Of course not. Joel would kick my ass. Evan, on the other hand...

Tu stuppidagini.

Oh yes you can...

Italian people moreso.

Let's test that hypothesis.

If that were the case, he'd spell it right.

Umm... anyways... creeping out Lauren = fun.

Apparently the stuff doesn't taste like alcohol at all. Weird.

Instead of drinking, you eat it. I guess nobody can criticise you for drinking in the afternoon, then.

Only shit like bacon and red meat does real damage.

I know a guy who claims that sausage gives him headaches. I haven't made a blowjob reference about it yet, to my surprise.

What? I just never had chocolate when I was a kid, so now I just don't have any desire to eat it. Don't get me wrong, I love the flavour and there are few things better than a well-made chocolate cake, but pure chocolate? I just have no desire to eat it.