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You can expect to wake up to a horse's head tomorrow morning.

log10/lne. It works for me.

I used to play hockey with Chris Stewart, the Avs first-round draft pick. When I was eight.

Clearly, my idea is the best.

I might be wrong - Radiohead

Find some online store that'll do all the legwork for you. But not cafepress.

Sodomize your most hated cousin with the swiffer mop.

I hate people who hate conformists as though conformists realize that they are actually conformists. I don't mean to be a dick, Derek, but I'm so sick of people who say shit like that. It's as though there are two types of conformists these days - people that don't know they're conformists and people who think that they aren't.

All of your suggestions suck. Proper partying must be done without shitty music. That excludes Oasis, Simple Plan and Good Charlotte. As much as I hate to admit it, get some proper r&b music. I can't stand the shit, but it makes for better partying than Wonderwall.

People who eat corn on the cob. It is the loudest, most disgusting thing to eat. Ever.

The taste? Most people who don't drink don't do it because they don't like the taste. Those people are annoying.

Lately I have become completely enamoured with first person shooters. I played Counterstrike for the first time at an online cafe with a few friends and was hooked. I'll be getting a mac soon, and it seems that the Battlefield 1942, Call of Duty, Medal of Honour (which I'm sure are all the same things...) and the Tom Clancy series games (Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon...) are all available for Mac. Can someone tell me which of these would be most worth the money?

It's okay. We won't judge. EDIT: Snicker.

I concur. In the end I was fine (it's not like I was using the wine as water to help swallow the pills) but in retrospect it was pretty stupid considering what could have happened. Besides that, metabolism is also a huge influence on how much alcohol you can handle. Having spent a considerable amount of time with (of legal age) drinking aficionados, I know people that weigh ~180 pounds but could drink guys that weigh 250 pounds under the table, because their metabolism gets the alcohol through their body faster. Science is fun.

full serving = more than half a glass of wine. my point is, painkillers already get you right out of it. adding alcohol to the mix ISN'T GOOD FOR YOUR LIVER. or most parts of your body.

You were buzzed after that? I've had a full serving of alcohol while on prescription painkillers and I was absolutely fine. Lauren = lightweight.

Wasn't he also supposed to blog/photograph/whatever the making of WLRRR?

I hear outside is pretty okay.

I'll take 9 Tylenols if I feel like it.

Can someone tell me where I might actually find the text of the new record idea? The link is just about North Korean missile testing.

God doesn't hade figs, he hates kids. Geez.

I especially like the Brian: You're drunk. Stewie: You're sexy.

However long it needs to be. There's no cutting corners when it comes to fornicating. Count on at least a few months, though.

That implies that the West is chock full of "good men".

I'm still unconvinced re: tea parties. Also, would they have tea parodies? I like the sound of that.