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ecnarf

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  1. are you the one to, after posting a picture of your self, i asked if you've been eating properly? edit: and you guys make me feel fat. *eats more chocolate* That's one thing I don't do. Eat chocolate.
  2. That sounds like a good idea.
  3. There's a neato ribfest out by Pearson airport every year. Have been going there a few years with the family. It doesn't suck. It's the only time of year I can get my hands on some decent pulled pork. And kettle corn. Oh how I love the kettle corn.
  4. Yeah, it was a while ago. I wouldn't be able to put a firm date on it. But I distinctly remember arguing with those morons about the proper pronunciation.
  5. I was thinking of the bread, but anyways.
  6. You get to go to the hospital and have a vein in your dick cut so the blood can drain out. Mucho fun.
  7. they're waifs. i'm 6'1" 190 lbs Note to self: Don't get in a fight with OTP. I'm the same height as you, too. This is what happens when you spend your time in the sciences and not in the weight club.
  8. One time, I weighed myself before and after a shit and went from 146 to 144. Or something like that.
  9. Then this is a different version of the game.... probably the N64 variant.
  10. seems doubtful.
  11. But would you like 12 or 13 pounds of water?
  12. How would rye get you porked?
  13. Somehow, that seems like a bad idea. Not sure why, though.
  14. I don't, I'm just saying a spiked watermelon is better than a salted one. Apparently, what you do is you cut a hole into the watermelon's end, stand it up, let the liquid drain, mix juice with alcohol of choice, and then reverse the process. Though you might want to consult a google search. It's neato torpedo.
  15. Spiked watermelon = better.
  16. Yeah, the same thing goes with those "steps to Atlantis" down in the Carribean. Everyone's always "It has to be Atlantis because there's no other rational explanation."
  17. If you have an erection that lasts that long, it means there's something seriously wrong with your circulatory system, whether or not you're on viagra.
  18. The game was definitely out when they were discussing it. This was back in 2000.
  19. Other answer: your mother.
  20. I'll meet you in B, Dan.
  21. I remember in grade six there was discussion of that game and everyone pronounced "melee" as "melly", rhyming with smelly. I corrected them and they were all "No, it's melly!" and I said, "That's not how you pronounce it, it's French!" and they said, "No, you idiot, Nintendo is a Japanese company." Faggots.
  22. Yes. Erections are a dangerous thing in the hands of impotent old men.
  23. Are there even any tracks in major city centres anymore? Seriously. The closest track to Toronto is over an hour and a half outside the city.
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