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I won't be using XP for long anymore. What exactly is Windows Live Messenger, anyways?

It's called Yonge street, please. Secondly, that's a brilliant idea. We'll march all day and sleep in motels at night. It'll be pretty sexy.

Ha ha, "You've never seen a fornicator's pride parade." We need to get on that.

Then you're not shifting properly. If you're high in the rev range, it's easy to skip up two gears.

Then how did they have syphillis? Explain that one.

sounds lame what are you going to do? watch the sunrise in every city? pfft Something tells me that's what you're going to go do.

No matter how pretty No matter how full of class To somebody somewhere She's a pain in the ass Go.

Clearly, alcohol = good for you.

Depending on what miracle whip is made of, that's not the worst thing that can happen. At all.

Last night I was dreaming all about Calculus. Calculus calculus calculus. I need better things to dream about.

Well, of course syphyillis. Dinosaurs weren't into safe sex. They were all too caught up in the "Oh baby that asteroid might come any second..." to bother with condoms.

Miracle Whip is made of plastic, right? If you were using real mayo, you would know by now that it's not to be consumed. Smell it. If you have doubts, don't go for it.

The face better come with that suit.

Spoilsport.

How well has that gone for you lately?

Gas prices aren't ever going to drop. Okay?

092/82 Hello Highway? It's strange but intoxicating.

douchebag

I'll hold my breath.

I find it amazing that the pictures haven't fucked up the forum posting yet.

Have I not yet specified that there are to be no pancakes?

Unlike the rest of us.

Was it ever specified that boob shots had to be nude? I don't think so.

I M A D O U C H E

Perhaps we could start it on a volunteer basis. The senior membership needs to lead by example, IMO.