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Actually, that was all just Atlantis. Didn't you know?

They was racin' for pinks with the Cobras. Or something like that.

It's also a lot less than you'd get from, say, walking up the stairs.

You're naming more than the hole. You're naming the entire pipe, from the engine to the catalytic converter to the muffler to the exhaust tip.

I've also heard that the celery thing isn't true. But that's just me talking. Fact: Celery is awful to eat.

You have to name the whole, not the part. And don't bring up guys naming their dicks as an example.

The mortis aids my coitus. That's the best I can do.

I'm pretty sure you could take someone's eye out with that thing.

i was actually trying to think of a name for the car as to add a certain appeal to the thread title... but i'm not that kind of guy Mandy would be a good name for a car. Not that I'd name my car or anything. I'd find it hard to name a machine that I use for shallow physical gratification.

Then rigor mortis sets in, and we can all carry on as usual.

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

That's now what I was thinking but that's still a pretty awesome idea.

Somehow, I doubt they put formaldehyde in bread.

Then your life = rather sad, I'm sorry to say.

No I don't. You need to make yourselves differentiable.

It just occured to me that this thread would have been much funnier if it were titled "My last night with [name of girl]".

You and Prometheon need to get different avatars.

I know that the rainbow is the tach, but I was disappointed that I couldn't see it, as it was blocked by the steering wheel.

How the hell is she cool if she talks like that? You lied to me, man.

You're not the only one in that camp, sadly.

Rather, I think that as an only child you never had to deal with a real jackass of an older brother who would take out his frustrations on you. I'm not bitter.

I heard it, and I didn't like it. I prefer hearing the sound coming out of the back end of the car, rather than the whine of air being forced into combustion chambers. I would have liked to have seen a better view of the tachometer.

He got detained for possessing Viagra? What the hell is he gonna get charged with? Possessing a controlled substance with intent to get a boner?

You are one crazy motherfucker. And by that I mean to say I expected something better.

That could turn out to be quite interesting. Either way, having a cool little sister is always a good thing.