Sparq

Once every few weeks, but when it happens it happens constantly for a half hour or so.

Always the scrounger. You'll do well, post-apocalypse.

I mostly have a problem with expensive cars being parked diagonally across two spaces, provided they aren't a bloody huge vehicle ina parking lot with abnormally small spaces. No, I have never used a handicapped space and I doubt I ever will unless I myself am handicapped. Same goes for parking/idling fire routes.

Oblivion? Yes please.

The problem with capital punishment is that we suck at it. The Chinese have got it right. Anyway. No, I never asked and was never told. I just sorta...picked it up. and what a stunning failure that has been, for the record.

What the fuck was that? These people get on TV?

HAH. I think I caught it once or twice on daytime TV.

Why the HELL is that a video? Do people not understand the concept of audio any more?

I was going to say, were it not for the penguin, the commercial would be merely 'decent'. The chicken just looks confused and resigned.

Funny enough. Was anyone really expecting some incredible new insight? From Bill Maher? I think not.

I cannot number the times I have been shot in dreams. Though by the same token, my own dreamscape bodycount is higher still.

We're back! The China infant milk scandal, even though it has so far not damaged any American babies, has exposed a major defect in the concept of free trade. It's dangerous to buy products from a nation whose economy is not based on Judeo-Christian morality. Phyllis Schlafly, HumanEvents.com [2008-Sep-28] ------------ You non-christians are so judgmental. It is a big world and and you should consider that maybe there are some things out there that you don't know about. I realize it is easier to put people down than it is to dig for the truth. But maybe you should try to find out the truth, you might learn something. Eric, timesonline [2008-Sep-28] ------------ (In response to; "Sorry, but you lost any religious credibility in the other thread- in which you pointed out that you believe something completely contrary to what the Bible actually says.") I just believe what the Bible says. If one is contrary to the other as long as it is in the Bible, fine by me. kanzenatsume, Gaia Online [2008-Sep-27] ------------ i ordered chicken srips today and they told me to pull up and wait for them to finsh cooking and theyd bring them out. as i sat there watching the door through my mirror i thought about how it would be if obama wins. there would be fake abortion clinics that save the fetus insted of killing it and the mother things its dead. they raise them on machines and secrely adopt them out when theyre big enough. itll be illegal because the mother chose to kill it and we saved it and we'd be risking every thing but itd be worth it. i would be watching the fake abortion clnic door waiting to see the baby i saved from murder by adopting it just like i was watching the mcdonalds door. olivery2k, i was thinking outside of mcdonalds today [2008-Sep-27] ------------ Eugh...

Yeah, you're good.

Hell, you can't even be an MP if you took your pants off to go swimming ten years ago.

Parade-ground soldiers...

Sprunt? yes

yeah, enjoy that.

why is it that I remembered 8063 but not 4077?

I mean, they could have at least used a dog which is not an intentionally-bred genetic trainwreck.

I hate these things

That's a terrible, terrible metaphor.

Remington Snatch? What's going on here?

... Seriously? That's what it's called?

Languages evolve. Stop trying to preserve it like a goddamned museum display (France, I'm looking at you). Stasis is not the natural state of common languages.