Sparq

Who cares about problems when it's the fastest, most powerful vehicle in it's class AND the cheapest? Anyway, got it back now. $663 for a new starter and clock spring.

Not sure...won't start again. Battery is new, maybe starter, maybe ignition ircuit, maybe clutch position sensor...gotta tow it to the shop tonight and leave a list of like 6 things that are wrong with it.

Have your people contact my people. Neons can be cool when they're nicely done up. Or when they're the SRT-4 model. Mine is neither, but that's ok because it won't even start right now and I have to tow it to the mechanic tonight.

Your Neon key and Bad Religion keychain have brought you redeption.

I never saw the point of buying an iPod, but I have the same problem with not buying huge piles of burning garbage.

It's long, but if it's real then it is hilarious.

I'm sorry I caused all that throat cancer, and then all that bowel cancer. I was just on a roll. Classic.

Yeah, if he's anything like me. ;) Truth. Cut them artfully too, if I do say so myself. Note: The Kawi keyfob is squishy, and the key itself is chipped.

Winner! Big version of the same thing. Should have called it a snap-lock knife.

I didn't really have any. I haven't had a TV in months, so I never see tailers. But it did live up to it's own name.

Left is car, house, cottage, I forget, and a CKRT snap knife. Right is the really important key.

You already have cancer. No one escapes, provided they arnen't killed by something else first.

That made my cat run out of the room.

That was retarded.

I would make the best hood ornament.

Classic.

Godhead - Fade Away

I apologise for nothing. What are we talking about?

There Will Be Blood. There was.

Screeching tires, blaring horns, and racing engines. I get my heartrate up by repeatedly nearly crashing, then recovering. I call them reps. I guess some Crystal Method could work.

Yeah. I'm tempted to make a 'you know what those are?' joke but given the circumstances, it would definately backfire.

Popcorn from my house and lovingly microwaved by a girl, and two of her rainbow twizzlers. She loves twizzlers.

A pair of 500mg acetaminophen tablets and coffee.

Same as my last one, but with the silencer removed.

This is my bike, in my back yard. Just a sound test for my camera and exhaust.