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That's a screwdriver. Men don't drink fuzzy navels out of princple.

...but Shiri would have the 6 foot strap-on. Lucky sheep.

Sheep are cute, though. I'd probably take it to a field and watch it graze while convincing decoy Shiri to drive on the right side of the road.

I'll admit that sheep and a decoy shiri would keep me entertained, but what the hell were you trying to imply?

So we're definitely setting that camera up, then? Nice distraction technique.

Yeah, that means a lot. Seriously, though, ribfests aren't that rare in summer. Either this London ribfest is the ribfest to end all ribfests or there really isn't that much to do in London. I mean, in Toronto, a ribfest hardly garners any serious attention

Man, I forget.

It's like that Dave Chapelle parody of R. Kelly.

I was not aware we had a high attractive girl ratio. Perhaps I'm just more pessimistic than I used to be or university life has that effect on people. Perhaps I just find it difficult to look past the stupid. P.S. You must tell me the details of this ribfest. I am a big fan of ribfests.

You couldn't have at least made a weed joke?

...and me? *shakes fist* EDIT: Fuck, I posted that too late.

Chicken pot pie. The inside was suspiciously thick.

So I assume I'll be helping you set up the video camera beforehand?

You have a point, Moonlight. Far too may people go to the emergency room when making a regular appointment or going to a walk-in clinic would be the wiser course of action. It wastes a shitload of money and resources. I know some countries with socialized health care give people an account for health care, or something like that (possibly South Korea). I'm not sure how the system works, but I think it goes along the lines of, for standard treatment, people have a given amount of money set up that they can spend. When they realize that going to the ER for something that a walk-in clinic could take care of costs a lot more, they stop going to the ER for non-emergencies.

Nigga, please. It would have happened anyways.

...there goes my "Jason's name is Justin" revolution.

If you were a chick I'd say "me" but unless your parents are very postmodern and wanted to start a "Justin is a girl's name!" revolution, then we're both out of luck.

Now Owen's just getting picky.

Kind of dead to me.

Pipe down, sparky.

Or at the very least, do what I do and let people think you have confidence. Or think that you let people think that you have confidence. I'm not sure which it is.

Seriously, revive the hot chicks thread if you have to...

Where the fuck did that come from?

It has to be "couldn't care less". "Could care less" sounds better but ultimately makes no sense.

I remember once my grade six teacher yelling at us (as she was wont to do) about "In high school your english teacher COULD CARE LESS about your french teacher COULD CARE LESS about your geography teacher COULD CARE LESS about [ad infinitum]". god what a fat bitch.