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Would you care to go on some motorcycle paintball drive-bys?

Went paintballing, took only one hit. And it was a cheap-assed shot, too.

I've heard the same from the interwebs and newspaper. But these are the people who will give a Britney Spears CD 4 stars for being slickly produced and catchy.

He's a lumberjack and he's okay...

Unadulterated faggotry.

Pathetically difficult to rhyme.

All awful.

I tried reading that book once. Failed.

Wow. That's right fucked.

Are we talking about volume or quality here? Carbonation shouldn't have anything to do with it. Theoretically speaking, the same types of beer from a bottle or keg are the same. Although a draught beer probably has a small amount of carbonation lost due to the head formed during pouring.

How is draught beer different from bottled beer? Other than the fact pints > bottles.

The lady is going down on the man! Glavin. (I'm not sure if the bunny or frink is more appropriate, to be honest)

People never appreciated the molecules or the bunny, hoyvin glavin.

10/10 45678

Wasn't that a Frank Sinatra song?

Pussies.

That is not weird, it is sad EDIT: Doubly so now that I've watched the video. That's not really one of limblifter's finest moments.

Mary picked a peck of pickled peppers

And yet YOU accuse ME of chirping.

Go assfuck your mother.

Considering how much more expensive decent beer is compared to decent liquor, that's pretty sweet.

I remember when one of my buddies' friends from his home town came up for the weekend in res. We were just hanging around and started drinking. This girl, within 20 minutes, became ridiculously sloppy. Slurring words, loss of balance, the works. It was ridiculous.

Seriously, though, having a low tolerance is nice. You spend less on booze. P.S. I don't usually stop after three beers, but for some reason, whenever I have two beers and stop, I feel really buzzed from them. It's ridiculous.

Dude. We rhymed.

Oh ho ho, I bet you do.