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You generally have a point. Their beef patties, despite the claims of being "FRESH!", aren't too good. And despite everything being freshly made just for you, they always have tomato in there that makes everything soggy and without as much taste as there should be. Like seriously. Tomatoes have anti-flavour.

Hmm...

So... it's an exclusive community who fire projectiles that hurt less and we have to rely on the "honour" of head-up-your-ass types like you to tell us when you're out? Fun criteria right there. But oh man the guns look badass! My mistake.

Now, do explain what the tough the bunker and occupant out rules mean.

LIES! 45678

Charlatan.

Nonsense. I will sport a stovepipe hat, a monocle and a walking stick, and you will have to match. "I hereby order two steakhouse double melts to be accompanied by one frosty."

IT'S A STEAKHOUSE DOUBLE MELT. Oh sweet merciful jesus they have caramelized onions. Who wants to join me for lunch tomorrow? We'll make it a gala event.

Fun fact: A google image search for wendy winds up with a serious amount of porno.

Nah, this is different. It's that commercial talking about "the middle", and how they have this bacon-mushroom-cheese mixture in between two hamburger patties.

I doubt it was the bacon mushroom melt. It's a new one. Sadly, I have only recently come to the realization (via pizza and the science of glutamic acid) that mushrooms kick ass, so I've never had one.

All you need is to get stoned. Then the Wendy's will be extra amazing.

I believe my mouth just had an orgasm watching that Wendy's commercial for the two beef patties plus mushrooms plus cheese plus I think bacon burger. Due to lousy advertising (or my poor attention span) I forgot the name of it. I fear that, when ordering one, I will walk up to the cashierperson and say something like "I want that ultimate you guys have been advertising lately. And make it a double." and thoroughly embarass myself. I must have one. And I will report back once I have. In fact, I have mostly forgotten of what low quality Wendy's beef patties are.

Deve stare zitto.

Would NOT look hot fat enough to have man boobs.

That's not hot. At all.

I wish he had boobs.

Ditto. 56789

Not coffee. Green tea. If you drink Green Tea, the panda population just might surge upwards.

First game I quickly got rid of all 100 rounds. Then I got more careful.

Fuck. They were charging eight bucks for 100 balls. If I had 200 rounds to shoot I'd just go into trial and error mode. "Whoops, too much amplitude on the z axis...".

Yeah, but at upwards of 50 yards, good luck.

What the hell are you on about? Tough the bunker? Occupant out? We were playing with a 20 foot "mercy" zone. As much as I would have liked to paint some masks orange while closing in on a home fort that a bunch of girls were to afraid to leave... Anyways. The ref had a full automatic, and was demonstrating it for us. Three balls per second is fucking fast, and he dispensed of 200 rounds in no time.

Unless you start playing with the harder balls, higher pressure or the fully automatic guns, and aren't taking hits from close range... One girl took a shot to the throat. I have no idea how that happened because you'd think that she'd just get a bunch of spray from the ball hitting her mask.

Well that's no attitude. The paintballing sure was fun. My old cup fit, thank god, and I actually took a weak bounce from an intact paintball to the area. I didn't bother with the chest and shoulder pads.