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Yeah, basically. I wouldn't be able to go through with the formulas but if you've done enough math it's easy enough to reason out.

I'd totally pick the hottest chick as my case. That way I at least get a hot chick to walk near me even if it's only one cent.

It's all about the math. And the chicks.

So I just saw this deal or no deal thing. I think it's a fascinating adventure in statistics and what journalists like to call calculus even though it really isn't.

I'll have you know that the cottage happened to belong to a friend of my mom which was why we were able to rent it. And I mean, forget the whole thing about it right being on the lake with the highest concentration of fish in the province, you know.

I think you need to strongarm those neanderthals. Actually, the first few times I was able to watch the daily show, I was at a cottage we were renting with satellite. We brought along one of our cousins. Between her and my sister, I had to fight for my right to watch it. It'd always be "It's our turn to watch TV!" and "Mom, Adam's watching a show about politics!" and then they'd start a fight and get my mom pissed off so that nobody could watch it.

Oh my god can't you read between the lines?

Did you or did you not hear me say blasphemy?

i, bitch.

You really do.

"Oh no! It's Wayne Brady!"

How long until this becomes a video game?

That second picture. Too funny. Do they plan to kill us with laughter? Quite possibly. On the other hand, virtually anything you do in a ballaclava becomes super funny.

What is the square root of negative one? ....

Ow. My brain hurts after reading that.

That's the time the Daily Show is on. Blasphemy.

What the fuck? A pure game of luck. Bullshit.

I have no concept of what that show is supposed to be about.

Hustle is probably one of the better shows I've ever seen. And the CBC is bringing it back for the summer. hooray! The chick has a lot to do with it.

When was that now?

And sunshine and unicorns and how smart can someone really be if they crack under the pressure of Jeff Foxworthy's charming twang?

The little blonde girl got chosen last night. 78 feet in 2.5 yards she said. So much for breaking the stereotype.

Where did I say it would suck to live without drinking? With my parents, sure. Without all the friends I had made in university, sure. But... There is, in fact, alcohol stashed here. But what purpose would it serve? And what the hell is the cabin boy shit about?

Dude. We went over this in another thread. If you didn't read it I suggest you go back and pay attention to what I was saying. If you did read it, I have a list of books you can check out. I don't give a rat's ass. You might notice that I've survived most of my life without alcohol. What has changed making alcohol a necessity now? "Needing" alcohol is either a sign of addiction or of being a pussy and needing to man the fuck up and deal with the half-assed tragedy of not being able to drink. Worse things can happen.