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I know. Let's, like, never meet in person sober. Unless it's to gangbang ally.

Oh please, you haven't been the man since I started killing the spiders.

What a woman.

Dude. letters. More expensive, sadly.

With enough liquor, yes.

Then it'll turn into a feed back loop a la eternal sunshine.

BECAUSE WE CAN.

Oh, it definitely does.

Something about a movie I heard.

Are there going to be new ones?

Ah, sham-pag-nee. Well, I have studied a broad or two...

Sham what now? Nixon's back, baby.

The most important thing is to never let the enemy see your pieces. EDIT: VELOUR

I have a very sexy learning disorder. What do I call it, Kif? Sexlexia.

Dammit, Kif, where's the little umbrella? That's what makes it a scotch on the rocks.

I'm telling you it is a three-carbon alcohol on laughing gas and nothing more.

How does something foisted upon the town by that band redeem it?

I've taken vacations to small backwater places from the big city so...

How is that appealing? Other than that song about them. There are other places to see constellations.

Oh god please not there. It's like in the middle of fucking nowhere I hope you know.

Let me move out first.

Currently on the waiting list: NFistan.

Kill WHO exactly? The axis of evil has only two surviving members. Will the computer randomly choose a proxy nation to act as the third leg of that tripod?

Is the diatomeceous earth to my nitroglycerine.

Please never do that. Ever.