ecnarf

Comparatively speaking, I guess so.

That it has.

Someday, Charles, I won't care.

You shut your mouth.

They all have syphillis ad require a hefty amount of rum to appear attractive.

What the hell? Those idiots deserve to be mocked, and Foxworthy does a solid job of not outright insulting them.

I should have said "self-indulge your mother". Hindsight!

Hey Shade wanna drink a bottle of whisky and self-indulge?

It has just occured to me that, by answering a small handful of incredibly simple questions, I could pay for my and a few friends' university education. I think this would be suitably ironic for the show. I just saw a 31 year old Texan who thought there were 352 feet in the yard. How someone could possibly think that is beyond me on so many levels. Has this person never seen a yardstick? Have they no concept of how big a foot is? Have they never seen a goddamned football game and seen how big a yard is? Jesus, I could go on this show having drunk a bottle of whisky and still do better than that dumbass did. Honestly. All you have to do to win a million bucks is to outsmart a fifth grader. Remember when Who Wants to be a Millionaire was on and only the most brilliant computer engineers could win? Society sure has degraded.

Baby you can drive my bored?

HOLY CRAP THAT SONG WENT OUT OF STYLE MONTHS AGO

Only if I get an hour long blowjob out of it.

Oh fuck off.

Smooooooth.

Please tell me you were late in response...

Or a kidney stone.

Eyeballs, testicles, sphincters, retinas (in particular demand)...

Move to ethiopia and/or start selling the bodies of your younger relatives.

I know that the words mean two different things, but I thought they were all two-in-ones anyways.

...there's a difference?

Which brings up the question of what, exactly, is in there, and if it really counts as vegan...

I had the strangest dream last night. And you were there. And you were there!

True dat. Also, I've never had a frosty. I should change that.

Yeah, but it just ain't the same. P.S. Yummy yummy crepe batter - 9/10. Just wait till I actually cook these fuckers.

I give it a zero. You know why.