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I used to believe that, even if there was a god, that he would give a shit about the minutiae my parents cared about so much. Oh, also, that sex, drugs and rock and roll were baaaaaaaaad. EDIT: Some of those are pretty gaytarded.

Vaguely reminds me of another girl I know named something awfully close to Christine.

Has one too.

Nah. I had heard about the biological/chemical weapons thing from Maddox so I decided to check it out myself. It must have been a different version of iTunes or Maddox just made it up.

Last summer I started watching it while we were renting this cottage because I had forgotten what entertainment was like. Oh, also, the hot chicks.

I'm quite certain part of my brain just went on strike after reading that.

With the exception of downgrading the M, that doesn't sound too unrealistic for you.

We don't hate Castro as long as we keep getting his delicious cigars.

Man that was hot.

he can has cheezburger

Debbie Does Dallas

Is a pot calling the kettle black.

Is it just me or does the thought of the angelic katherine heigl hooking up with the "do i push the dog away or do i finish?" guy from 40 year old virgin make you want to cry and vomit at the same time?

But they make it sound as though they might actually be responsible for, say, war, or fluctuations in air conditioner.

... is probably wrong about that.

It means you're a polesmoker. EDIT: ... for some reason I thought Shade had posted that and made a gay joke involving pink purses.

Eh. It's supposed to be the iTunes licensing agreement but I didn't se it.

...what are they hiding?

"My coke bottle has two litres, meanwhile, your honda civic engine has 1.8 litres..."

NITROGEN and the like.

Forgot about, like, everything else.

Isn't a stranger to shade. EDIT: yes, that was sarcastic

Waaay too much time on his hands.

I believe the proper answer to that question is always "Better than yours." Well, almost always.

lol i go to university.