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For the most part, no. Nonetheless, Scarlett is fucking smoking regardless of your genetic makeup. The whole "you're attracted to yourself" at a basic genetic level comes across as nothing more than pseudoscientific new age psychological crap.

Bullshit, son. John Q. Fatass doesn't lust for Rosie O'Donnell because she has the same proportions.

I hate people who can sit in bus seats without having to pull their knees up just so they can fit. Or who don't run the risk of smashing their heads against those overhead bars as they stand up. Or who have never known what it's like to smash your head on the ceiling as you walk down stairs, or against the ceiling of a van as you enter without bending over enough. It's a fair trade. You short folk should really stop being so god damned uppity, because tall people don't have to grab things from high shelves for you, you know.

Doesn't speak Italian.

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?

Sexytang.

Anal leakage.

Also because I have long arms and a narrow torso. I use my ability to reach things at a great distance to make fun of my short friends.

Cunning runt.

Anybody out there have really long arms and a funnily narrow torso?

Nobody's ever been able to hug me and reach all the way around. ;)

Needs to learn himself some manners.

I'm not fat, I'M BIG BONED. Okay? EDIT: Bishop I resent the implication that I drink no beer.

No. Charles just thought it would be funny to make fun of me for that since I insinuated that he, as a black man, had a predisposition to fucking fat white chicks. I would, at this point, like to say "Sorry I got your hopes up", but I'm not sure how to say it with any tact.

We've already been through Charles' "Hey everyone Adam fucks fat chicks!" fad, so I wasn't concerned.

Not the most creativist of the bunch.

So does Beth.

Might as well be most of the time.

Just doesn't know how to tell beth how he feels.

Big on redundancy.

WIshes he had something to flaunt other than the ability to be perfectly incomprehensible.

That's what shade said.

Wishes Charles would call her hot white chocolate, clearly.

Better response than I expected.

Xandi was the one who left herself wide open. Duh.