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And the constant strings of gibberish at the end of sentences.

How would he not be? "Hey Beths wanna come fly a kite with me LOLAMIRITE chirp chirp chirp"

Let's say, a very intoxicated Shade. But only for Beth.

Motherfucker do not even try. You started the goddamned chirping.

I'm in trouble! Your penis is working fine.

Oh boy! Cowboy. I'll get the boots, hat, and assorted tobacco accessories.

I just prefer the use of atmosphere. I never was a fan of marry poppins.

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

You have no idea how much the thin air fucks you up. EDIT: On second thought, you probably do. It's just a turn of phrase.

Well I suppose I should have been more ambiguous on the him/her thing. Perhaps an option for "take him up on the offer" and a separate one for "take her up on the offer if she was hot". But it's not a riddle and you aren't going to get killed/raped/mutilated no matter what. You can either fly a kite or not.

Up in the atmosphere...

Talks like Zoidberg once in awhile. (p.s. christine - no. it's actually quite hard to tell when someone is high from the internets. it's not as obvious as alcohol intoxication)

Not good with primary and secondary succession.

One jealous motherfucker.

http://www.viarail.ca/en_index.html

Completely shameless.

Is just trying to get my hopes up and crush them.

Should ditch the man she's with and move to Toronto post-haste.

Was that a haircut or did he get in a fight with a lawnmower?

No. I've been in love with the Mazda3 since it came out.

Fuck you she's mine.

Nah. The current generation went up to 3.0 L.

Yeah, but the Audis put the 2.7 on the back. Haven't see those on the Hyundais.

I wonder if there's a car where I could use Euler's number instead of pi... 2.71828183 Audis used to run with 2.7 litre V6 engines, right?

Well, change it to a hatchback instead of a sedan, orange instead of blue, and god damn...