Monochrome Rainbow

Do you want to go fishing next weekend?

Sonata no. 11 in B Flat Major, 4th Movement - Beethoven

Oooooh. And to think I actually thought someone liked my screen name... I'm such a fool!! *tear* Yeah, Jason is an awesome name actually. I assume you're only saying it's nice because we share the name but whatever. I think it kicks ass.

Is peach pie yummy? I love peaches but I've never had it... It doesn't sound extremely appetizing. I had leftover pizza.

Recently had a happy birthday.

Is currently not aware that Jennifer Connelly will bang him if he has a cowboy hat and smokin' gun avatar. Seriously. You're from Calgary. Unleash the inner yeehaw..

I gotta pay the bills somehow, Jarrod. Wants to bone Jennifer Connelly. PS. GET AN AVATAR WITH A COWBOY HAT AND SMOKING GUN.

Shine On You Crazy Diamond - Pink Floyd

My screen name? Thanks buddy-guy, I dig it.

Yeah, if I ever see him I'm watching my asshole fer sher.

Layla (Acoustic) Clapton is awesome.

I do. Watch it, Jarrod. It'll make you feel better. In your peepee (if you like goblin wang). Edit: Made out with a teddy. Hopefully there are no holes in the fabric. Edit2: HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT STEVEN MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAGAL!!! IT'S ASS-KICKING TIME! FUCK I'M SO AWESOME.

Why did you capitalize all of those words? I don't mind him most of the time; although sometimes he seems pretty creepy and desperate, which hurts his chances with the ladies more than helps.

Does Vista have any kind of service pack yet? My buddy is looking at pictures of fat people on the internet... Shoot me if I ever way more than like 220 lbs.

Haha, mail it to me if you want.

I don't menstruate, which is incredibly awesome.

Seriously? What the fuck?! That's retarded... Kidding. Ha. Edit: And yeah Chris, it happens to the best of us every now and again. We'll let it slide this time. ;)

I nulled. Have no idea who you're talking about and don't care for boxing at all.

Enjoys the concept of a mysterious dog clone raping a hairy old man.

Say whaaaaaa?!

Extremely similar. And yeah, sorry Chris but I could easily tell the article was fake. There's no way you actually read the whole thing, right? Please tell me you read the title and briefly skimmed it or something. You can tell it was just a rip on Microsoft. The reasons given for Microsoft to retain the branding were just moronic. Also the quote by the "PC Age magazine rep" was highly unprofessional and hardly believable. And the whole last paragraph is a dead giveaway it's a fake; I shouldn't even have to explain why. Fuck I hope no one wrote that to intentionally mislead people; they did a fucking terrible job if that's the case.

Restroom. I enjoy food and sleeping very much. I could handle actually being able to drink a coffee without having to get up to pee 2 or 3 times though.

I hear the new Rush album is actually one of their best... Your thoughts Charles?

Happy Endings - David Usher

Yeah, I read the first page and was horribly confused.