It Puts The Lotion On The Skin

[ecnarf]

Even people?

[shade]

alcohol doesn't fix everything, charles

suicide does.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

to a degree. if you just expect them to help, then yeah.

 

obviously it's a lot better to rely on someone to cheer you up instead of beer but, you know what i mean.

[ecnarf]

I disagree. Beer will never break your heart.

 

Your liver, maybe.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

beer breaks my heart everytime the bottle's empty

[ecnarf]

But then there's another one to cheer you up again!

 

And etc. until you black out.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

haha, except i catch on and am done by my third

[Computer]

your heart must not get broken a lot then

[ecnarf]

Wow. That's worse than me.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

your heart must not get broken a lot then

eeeeeeeeemo

[ecnarf]

your heart must not get broken a lot then

If Don Corleone were a real character he would hunt you down and bitch slap the shit out of you.

 

"What are you gonna do? You're gonna act like a man!"

[shade]

ya, most of these posts are amazingly hilarious. I'm sitting here laughing my ass off...I just can't stress how great this topic is

[Computer]

i'm referring to the giant lightweight that meg is regarding alcohol consumption, 3 beers a night.. come on

[Ravenous megin-sane]

if that was true, my heart would be broken a lot less than the average beer drinker

[ecnarf]

Yeah. Fuck her own biochemistry! If her liver cells can't build up more endoplasmic reticulum then she's just not cool.

[Computer]

Yeah. Fuck her own biochemistry! If her liver cells can't build up more endoplasmic reticulum then she's just not cool.

no, you're not cool

[ecnarf]

no, you're not cool

No fair! I WANT THE GOOD SPOT ON THE PLAYGROUND!

[Ravenous megin-sane]

stop talking, ryan. your "insults" and "comebacks" make me cry 'cause they suck so bad

Edited May 30, 2007 by Ravenous megin-sane

[Shiri]

Meg, if it makes you feel any better, I get pretty drunk from 3 beers too ;)

[Ravenous megin-sane]

that does make me feel better.

 

lets go drinking when i come

[Shiri]

For sure, my fridge will be stocked with Heinekens by tomorrow night.

[ecnarf]

Seriously, though, having a low tolerance is nice. You spend less on booze.

 

P.S. I don't usually stop after three beers, but for some reason, whenever I have two beers and stop, I feel really buzzed from them. It's ridiculous.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i wouldn't have it any other way

[ecnarf]

I remember when one of my buddies' friends from his home town came up for the weekend in res. We were just hanging around and started drinking. This girl, within 20 minutes, became ridiculously sloppy. Slurring words, loss of balance, the works. It was ridiculous.

[Prometheon]

For some reason beer just hits me harder than liquor. I can do 8 shots of vodka and be pretty normal, but 4 beers and I'm FUCKED. I don't really get it.