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It Puts The Lotion On The Skin

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Any guy with soft hands is a pussy suburbanite that has never tasted blood.

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My hands are the softest!

giggity giggity goo!

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Good luck, buddy. I've tried.

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not trying anything...i'm taken

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J isn't trying to sleep with me.

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see she knows the score

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J isn't trying to sleep with me.

Uh huh. Neither am I.

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Haha, no, you just want me to be your trophy wife.

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Yeah, but why wouldn't you want that? Money to burn AND you can date as many of Toronto's finest as you please.

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Well, I always said that if I were to marry, it would be for a green card or something along those lines so you do have a point there.

 

But if I can marry a hot chick AND get citizenship in the same time, that sounds like a better deal.

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So Megs it is then?

Ravenous megin-sane
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17 months ago... ;)

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Put on your lotion

dry skin's taking over

sit on your hands for the new medicated petroleum

it smells a lot like shit but rubs on and on

Ravenous megin-sane
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HAHAHAHAHAH

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What happened 17 months ago?

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Shiri definitely marry a hot chick and get citizenship. We'll have you over for dinner, regularly, and we can jam for dessert.

 

Adam, you so need a drink and a decent roll in hay.

 

Az, I think you need a girl for each arm, you're cool like that.

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Not sure what I did to deserve that...but damn thanks skippy HA!

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Anytime Az, just for pure coolness.

 

You know what's like putting the lotion on the skin:

 

Miles Davis and Charlie Parker, on a mixed playlist...dig it....

Ravenous megin-sane
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What happened 17 months ago?

that's when i started to want you

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hahahahahaha lol'd

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*laughing hysterically*

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Awww Meg! I'm curious though, what exactly happened that made you want me...

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