It Puts The Lotion On The Skin

[Shiri]

My parents are off to China, Meg is more than invited to spend two weeks of earth-shattering sex with me her. I'll pick her up from the airport and then we won't go out of the house for her entire stay. Unless she wants to see what Israel looks like, but I doubt it.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

well we can do that for a day, and have sex for the rest of the week.

[bishopx]

That's what I call one helluva fun vacation. Doing that myself for 5 days starting wednesday night.

[ecnarf]

You pipe down.

[bishopx]

I guess you could say, I'll be laying the pipe down...

[ecnarf]

Stop bragging?

[bishopx]

Who me...let me rephrase...I will be continuing the girl's birthday celebration in a romantic, and tender fashion.

[ecnarf]

On topic: fuck I hate sweaty palms.

[bishopx]

As long as you wash your hands when you're done, that's all that matters

[ecnarf]

Uh, no. I used it as aftershave because it helps my face from getting all raw.

[bishopx]

You use what????? That's gross dude.

[ecnarf]

... moisturizer.

 

You pervert.

[bishopx]

*snicker* Good, you scared for minute there.

[ecnarf]

Prepositions are used what now?

[bishopx]

Shit, typed too fast. Good looking out, Mr. Analplay

[Ravenous megin-sane]

Who me...let me rephrase...I will be continuing the girl's birthday celebration in a romantic, and tender fashion.

tender?

 

that's a terrible word for what you're talking about.

ew.

[RicardoObviouso]

i love charles to death, but jesus does he sound like a pussy sometimes.

[Lauren]

the sole purpose of me working this summer is so i can save up money and go vacationing with my aunts and female cousins and mama and sister(s).

[RicardoObviouso]

you're saving for a family vacation.

 

 

 

 

 

how exciting.

[Lauren]

you don't know my family. i'm pretty sure i could have more fun with them than my friends.

[RicardoObviouso]

get new friends.

[Lauren]

no, my friends are goodtimes too. i'd have a blast with them. my aunts are just good at acting like 19 year olds.

[Shiri]

well we can do that for a day, and have sex for the rest of the week.

Book your plane ticket!!!

[Azalroth]

and hire a photographer/camera man

[ecnarf]

and hire a photographer/camera man

Or, you know, one of us.

 

We're professionals.