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I can be for free...eh ;)

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In fact, you're all invited to my house, we'll have a bored party while my parents are away, there's plenty of room. Of course Meg and I get the biggest bed, but apart from that, there're plenty of beds/couches.

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ohhhh lack of money and time

 

EDIT: Makes me a sad panda

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i love charles to death, but jesus does he sound like a pussy sometimes.

I was having fun with Adam...I have every intention of spanking that ass this weekend.

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God dammit would you shut up with that. SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO FOCUS.

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on what?...

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Probably on the fact that you and I will be with hot chicks this weekend, and he won't be...or he could be focusing on a poster of Britney Spears, with his hand on his gun...

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the possibilities are endless...I was curious as to his response. Maybe he's trying to focus on his predicament (that being with out a girl...) maybe he's working on plans to fix that? eh?

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I certainly hope so...as long as he understands that roofies and abduction are still illegal in the western world.

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In the Western world....ok ecnarf time to travel eastward....Shiri Mind if he crashes there for a bit? lol

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Haha, I precieve Adam as totally harmless but my mom warned me from internet wackos so I'm not sure...

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hahahahaha

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Yeah, he can abduct anyone he wants, except Shiri...unless he brings her here unharmed, so she can pursue North American women with a vengeance.

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Yeah, he can abduct anyone he wants, except Shiri...unless he brings her here unharmed, so she can pursue North American women with a vengeance.

Well that's symbiosis if I ever heard it.

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Hmmm, you could live vicariously through her, Adam...and maybe even pickup her castoffs...

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FUCK. I need rubbing alcohol pronto.

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Is that for Sado-Masochistic purposes?

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Yes. That's exactly it.

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That sounds like it could hurt...there's a first aid cream that would probably be better for an injury, and less likely to burn so bad that you cry like a little kid.

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Actually I want to drink it. Nothing like denatured isopropanol.

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Dude, go get a bottle of hooch, and consume after lights out...

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Well there went that attempt at macabre humour.

Ravenous megin-sane
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Dude, go get a bottle of hooch, and consume after lights out...

alcohol doesn't fix everything, charles

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Meg is right. Sometimes you need marijuana to give you a good learning experience.

Ravenous megin-sane
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it's just as stupid to go to weed when you're feeling blue. it's unhealthy to rely on anything to cheer you up

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