It Puts The Lotion On The Skin

[Crusader]

or it gets the hose again!

 

[Hyphnip]

funny, I've got a bottle of lotion on my nightstand.

[RicardoObviouso]

for the dry skin, right?

[ecnarf]

I just put lotion on my hands.

 

50 year old rusted over 10 foot steel poles buried halfway into the ground. No gloves. Ouch.

[Hyphnip]

for the dry skin, right?

what dry skin? ;)

[Crusader]

yeah for some reason there was barbed wire in the backyard.

[shade]

yo dawgs thats sp random

[Lauren]

i moisturize often.. many people have complimented me on my oh so soft hands.

[Seanathon]

i moisturize often.. many people have complimented me on my oh so soft hands.

After the handjob I assume?

 

 

On a serious note, I thought (hoped) you were posting this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbTa5JsXjtE...related&search=

[ecnarf]

Fuck soft hands. Spilling iodine on and then thiosulfate to get the iodine off your hands is a badge of honour.

Edited May 22, 2007 by ecnarf

[Hyphnip]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbTa5JsXjtE...related&search=

that is pretty epic

[Crusader]

the clip from clerks 2 is funnier

[Hyphnip]

it rally is.

I remember both times i saw that in theatres everyone just burst out laughing.

I find it funny that Jason Mewes was able to do that considering that during a danging scene in the very first Clerks he actually made them use a tripod and leave the camera running and leave him in the store all alone because he couldn't dance in front of everyone else. how far he has come eh?

[bishopx]

Oil Of Olay lotion with shea butter is awesome for hands. Anything with Shea butter is awesome for dry skin

Edited May 23, 2007 by bishopx

[Crusader]

new usergroup: men who like to moisturize and aren't gay (mostly?)

[RicardoObviouso]

the only time i use moisturizer is when i'm flying... and its by 'the art of shaving'. i think its called orange essence oil.

 

 

yes, chuck, it has shea butter.

[Lauren]

i moisturize my face everyday. helps my make-up go on smoother. and sean, i don't give handjobs.

[Kumquat]

I have combination skin. Fuck.

[HoboFactory]

Lotion is also used by kings for their waffles, when the waffles are too dry.

[Crusader]

you guys turned my thread about a serial killer into something completely against the man code

[Azalroth]

Women love soft hands as well as the rough and calloused hands. It's just the touch....giggity

[bishopx]

giggity giggity!!! It get's the hose....

 

We need a handjob poll. I have never been a fan myself.

[ecnarf]

you guys turned my thread about a serial killer into something completely against the man code

Thank you. People would give me shit about my rough hands (I'm tellin you, they are a badge of honour) and I told them that men don't moisturize.

 

(I did it twice the entire year, because my hands were beginning to bleed)

[Shiri]

My hands are the softest!

[ecnarf]

You're also a chick. That's a good thing.