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It Puts The Lotion On The Skin

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Well, I always said that if I were to marry, it would be for a green card or something along those lines so you do have a point there.

 

But if I can marry a hot chick AND get citizenship in the same time, that sounds like a better deal.

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Put on your lotion

dry skin's taking over

sit on your hands for the new medicated petroleum

it smells a lot like shit but rubs on and on

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Shiri definitely marry a hot chick and get citizenship. We'll have you over for dinner, regularly, and we can jam for dessert.

 

Adam, you so need a drink and a decent roll in hay.

 

Az, I think you need a girl for each arm, you're cool like that.

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Anytime Az, just for pure coolness.

 

You know what's like putting the lotion on the skin:

 

Miles Davis and Charlie Parker, on a mixed playlist...dig it....

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