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...says the fan of v for vendetta... it was alright. the editing was shit though and at times the story was strung along solely by happenstance. like, the major "twists" in the plot seemed forced... unnatural. like the whole SPOILER (Highlight to View) "he recorded every conversation" deal. that came out of fucking nowhere. it had no prior basis in the story whatsoever. the ending was appropriate and i liked the whole bleak outlook on things, but at times the movie really fell flat. as some have mentionned before, the acting was the highlight of the film. although, jack nicholson pretty much played himself.

woot? Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: Low it seems like they got lazy at the end with the "are you obsessive or compulsive" question.

i laughed when i read your invocation of the mods.

http://www.newstoday.com/

i wasnt aware that people actually watched scrubs.

way to take the high ground meg.

so that they

welcome welcome.

ensure America's fetuses

i heard it once. it's alright.

i'm pro-life so

planes going down over nyc is SO five years ago.

i decided to sum up the story so far so we dont repeat ourselves... bush says: My fellow citizens... I'm here today to tell you about the great and terrible danger present with us today. That thing looming over the awesome depths of eternal bliss, with jesus and myself drinking a beer is definitely something that no man, no dog, no deer should ever have to have to fuckin' put in his mind. Terrorism is fun once you figure out how to DIY. "I praise Allah" is what they accuse me of but I forbid myself to go kill evil doers. Often, when I am touching myself, I think of September the 11th and get off knowing that it was easily preventable were I not so interested in being president. Now, it's important to think about the happy oil executives who bathe in money because of my heartless ploy to rid the world of Arabs. When I touch a bug zapper I am reminded every day of something dad said: "Dont touch yourself before you go grocery shopping son. People can see your family shame on your crotch which may cause little dubya to wear his favorite pedo smile, while masturbating furiously to "my dog skip"." My job is easier than yours because when I fuck shit up I'm defended by my party members who just love licking their own underage congressional pages. So, Mark Foley is someone who loves little boys' penis lengths and can fucking party. But i digress... I meant to tell you all that I have full blown AIDS which cause me much pain in the anus, and also got cancer in the anus. And i will be adding: Stem cell research...

but that suggests he's an improvement.

so far, eric's been the only one to consider if the child were to be "middle". for shame, everyone. for shame. i can't really say that i've considerred names for a kid. i have names that i like but nothing concrete. especially since im not planning to saddle a girl with a kid anytime soon. i may just end up naming the kids "demon seed 1", "demon seed 2" because it's going to be hard to keep track of my children unless you were to keep an inventory of them.

much pain in

orange juice a plenty. tea with lemon helps the throat out. tea in general just makes you feel better. soups are good but i find that if you're drinking lots of tea then it doesnt do that much more. mix it up between the two and you'll be good. get plenty of sleep. sleep is key. cough syrup is good too. i dont recommend the stuff that knocks you out. just because you have a cold doesnt mean you have to be a vegetable. i use benelyn or however you spell it. tastes gross but does the job quite well.

you're on fire today.

G.G. Allin - "I'm a Cunt Suckin' Cannibal"

funniest thing i've read all day. well, this and the cleats post.

matt and the hip? maybe matt and the dears? or just murray and matt.

i'm thankful for turkeys and aboriginal people being suckers.

stop making baby jokes or else ill... throw a baby at you?

this sortof thing won't be tolerated.... hah. my internet died so i wasnt affected by it at all. you could even say that the bored died because i wasn't here.

"When no risk is taken there is no freedom. It is thus that, in an industrial society, the plethora of laws made for our personal safety convert the land into a nursery, and policemen hired to protect us become selfserving busybodies." Alan Watts, Zen Buddhist and Philosopher