mrs jesus

you shouldn't have deleted it! dang it. i like internet pervs!

you were most likely on your knees. it's doubtful i could fit both feet on your HEAD. duh.

i'm standing on top of you, obviously. i have to be, because on that banner i look tall and i'm not tall.

sorry, incorrect sir.

my name on the aic board is belladonna. it's been belladonna on every board i've ever been on BUT this one. i used to have a stevie avatar here. i mean, i even liked some of that horrendous street angel album. i actually thought it was pretty well known that i'm totally gay for her. guess not.

hahahaha. the idea that you could ever educate me on stevie is hilarious. thanks, but i'm fairly certain you have no stevie that has never been heard by these ears. i love her more than life itself.

feist, duh. samson MIGHT be one of the cutest songs i have ever heard though.

buy a blackmarket baby. done.

hahahaha. i'm freakin' awesome.

so wash the dishes, you lazy fucking burnout.

i don't like your picks. i can't stand jake. thanks to the good girl, i'll never be able to see him as anything other than a whiny fucking puss. he did such a good job in that movie that at some points it hurt me to watch him. he's about the last person i could ever see as a superhero. honestly. that other chick is hot, but i'm totally gay for kirsten dunst so she's a no go as well. i'm kinda sad this thread didn't take off 'cause it is actually a fantastic idea.

or maybe i'm lying. THE BORED WILL NEVER KNOW.

haha. sorry. i didn't realize you were still talking about texas. anyway, yes anton, we have bats. they're pretty common. and i've never been to austin.

so you were in canada and your own country was selling you your own beer at an import price? i can't believe YOU have confused ME.

isn't molson canadian beer?

true. but if it had more than one pillow and a working television i'm sure it was classier than the crackhouse i rolled out of.

tracy. you mustn't.

you were hammered, don't act like you remember.

you know, that's not the way you referred to me while we were giggling about befouling matt's bunk.

dude, appetite's a classic. everyone on the planet should own it. there is not a bad song on that album. that said, i don't have the slightest desire to hear chinese democracy.

well you fuckers sure boringed up this thread.

tracy. please. seriously. do not do this. the line has to be drawn somewhere.

i'll donate. but you're gonna have to wait until next week when i get paid 'cause i blew all but $14 when i went out of town last weekend. i'm so irresponsible.

not me either.

who has $100 to spend on a mouse? is this normal?