mrs jesus

god, you're such a fucking dork.

pee stains in the corner, hurrah!

are you KIDDING ME? oh my GOD. we need to talk.

DUDE. where did you get gish? WHERE DID YOU GET IT?

yay! i don't drive either! LET'S BE FRIENDS! WALKING FRIENDS!

ah. i see the mrs jesus way has made it all the way up to canada.

god that's awesome.

rad. kyla cries cologne is my favorite song on that album, but honestly, not a bad one in the bunch. if they play near you, do not fuck around, son. GO. BE THERE.

i was talking to the pariah guy. sorry.

oh. i disagree.

dude, they are ALREADY getting airplay. on REGULAR radio, no less.

why surprised? i'm from texas. 'round here, ftm are local boys.

i didn't watch the first two yet because i was too intrigued by dude's sewing circle shirt. i had to go in for the gold first. man. i am having a lot of trouble organizing my thoughts. seriously, goggles? rubber gloves? a straight face? amazing.

ew, gross. seriously?

i don't think i've ever heard a tool cover. who covered tool?

no thanks.

you know, i have lived out in the boonies more than once, surrounded by plains or forest, both teeming with mice, and never once did i find 25 in my house in the course of one night. in fact, i never even saw TWO mice in the house in the course of a night. i call bullshit, you hyperbolic motherfucker.

yeah, they do that. get a cat.

really? the scenery must change a lot in 5 blocks.

move to the opposite side of the country.

oh. why are you moving then?

ohhhhh. you're living alone now? is that why you haven't been around? small apartments are ok, i guess. easier to keep clean. in texas you can get an entire house for $1600 a month though. like a big fucking mammoth house.

i'm sorry, but i think there's too much canadian in your post 'cause it doesn't make sense to me. what are you renting? a batch of what? a house? a car? an army of something? $1600 sounds like a lot to pay to rent anything unless it is going to feed you, fuck you, and kill anything that gets in your way. and why do you keep mentioning 2010? what does the future have to do with renting a batch of expensive shit?

god, you're so cranky lately.

let's buy the missus a boy that's barely legal, some fake tits, a nose job, AND a corvette.